Why you DO NOT USE 99p Tesco Egg Poachers

Everyone likes a poached egg, healthier than fried, tastier than scrambled, more versatile than boiled. But using conventional methods of poaching takes a fair amount of time, its difficult to judge the yolk runniness, and it can easily go pear shaped ('if you'll pardon the pun').
That's why I picked up this sweet, sweet little piece ...from tesco for a BARGAIN 99P. Just break a egg into each side, pierce the eggs several times and microwave.... Perfect eggs everytime... ish.

n.b. This product has since been discontinued, no longer available from Tescos stores.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Tesco
• Microwave
• Egg
• Poacher
• Danger
• Explosion
• Cheap

[stevens990]

my sweaty sack is cleaner

[jamiefraser85]

That's what happens when you super-heat something higher than it's boiling point, eventually any liquid will do the same.

I bet you still haven't cleaned the egg off since...

[topmaneldo]

My arsehole is cleaner than that microwave

[federicoyu]

dude~~ you SERIOUSLY need to clean that microwave~!!