Best of Jenna Maroney (Season 5)

Here are some clips, mostly from season 5, of my favourite Jenna moments.

Some buttons:

0:00 "Do you like it? If you say no I'll drown myself"

0:05 "If you make me do the dishes, I will kill myself!!!"

0:11 "Conraid Bain once slapped me in a mens' room"

0:18 "Do you know how long I've been waiting for the lady next door to finally join her husband in hell" ... "you ancient BITCH"

0:35 Jenna Maroney on "The Secret"

1:00 "I've taken action"

1:05 "Do you have access to horse semen?"

1:12 "They contain a little bit of meth, which is something my body needs anyway!"

1:25 "Well I'm not giving up. I didn't give up when Eric Roberts abandoned me in the desert, and I won't now!"

1:33 "Did you know everyone thinks I'm insane?"

1:43 "Yes, if you don't like it you can leave. This isn't Eric Roberts' teepee."

1:49 "I'll do it! ... But I hate my dress."

1:53 "Someone get a PA to feed me baby food or I will drop a D in the green room"

2:02 "Every dollar you give to help Mel Gibson will go towards rebuilding his sex Jacuzzi"

2:31 "I swear to Kabbalah monster!"

2:54 "I talked about your movie with my therapist last week for 20 hours."

3:05 Jenna Gets Hard

3:18 "I should get a chafing dish, and fill it with my underwear in case some Saudi guys show up!"

3:24 "Me, silly! I'm more aware of what I'm doing!"

3:30 "Tracy, that movie gave me drunk in the bathtub face."

3:36 "Like waking up next to Rob Schneider furious."

3:43 "If they used any of the footage from my shop-lifting arrest... That would be great, because my arms looked fantastic"

4:05 "Kim Jong-Il? I never heard of her!"

4:10 "Oh really? Well so are you!"

4:29 Jenna performing her own eulogy...

4:50 "Killing cats is wrong! Unless it's to make a hat!"

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[davidsawyermusic]

I loved the episode called Black Light Attack in which Jenna sang the 1980s song Forever Young by Alphaville because she wanted to be forever young. ha ha ha But that was from season 4 not 5.

[BeautyBoyTV]

@davidsawyermusic

Oh my god yes I loved that episode!! :D 

[yeahproyeah]

ironic, that kim jong il episode was played in syndication tonight on tv, the day he died.

[BeautyBoyTV]

@yeahproyeah

That's really weird!!! :O

[ivebeenontherun]

they contain a little bit of meth lmfaoooooo

[BeautyBoyTV]

@ivebeenontherun

Which is something my body needs anyway!

[MeLuvsYuuu1347]

oh my heart... IS GETTING STRONGER EVERY DAY!

[Mickoliinos]

jenna gets hard :DD

[andrewhat]

"And tell people in lieu of flowers, they can pour jewels into my open coffin."

[psychojimmy69]

"You ancient bitch!"

[sp4eva1]

rofl, so many awesome lines! can't pick!

[ukstevey]

just hilarious character

[JeremyM1986]

This is great, but it's missing "uh oh, my period!"

[richardquigley]

OH WAIT...I FOUND MY NECKLACE...

[7gentilly]

@yeahproyeah NBC: Home of the ironic mentions of events when they are about to happen. The 30 Rock disaster aid episode aired as a repeat right before the Japan earthquake. The Event showed an episode depicting a nuclear power plant breakdown just as it was happening in Japan. And Adam Baldwin's character on Chuck had Bin Laden on his list of shooting range targets and that episode aired on the day after he was killed.