The Slogan Song ( Where's The Beef? )

Here is a re-upload of one of my first comedy songs (better quality than the original). Enjoy!

*** Lyrics ***
If the best part of waking up is Folgers in my cup, I don't wanna wake up
And if I'm not fully clean till I'm Zest-fully clean, then I guess I'm outta luck
If it's everywhere I wanna be then someone please explain to me why strippers don't take Visa
And if Pam and Mrs. Butterworth are coming over after work, bet I can't eat just one....

Well if it takes two hands to hold a Whopper, I didn't know that was my nickname
Bayer works wonders and so do I, we both get rid of a headache

(chorus)
Where's the beef,
the other white meat
The San Francisco treat ... it's in my pants

My girl gets me hot snap crackle and pop, but she just won't allow it
Because a STD is like American Express...you don't leave home without it
Once you pop, you just can't stop, she doesn't know what she's missing
If nothing say's loving like something from the oven, baby come and see my kitchen

But KFC's not the only thing that is finger licking good
A mind is a terrible thing to waste, so is a little wood.....pecker

(chorus)

If you have a guy but don't know if he's the one, double your pleasure, double your fun
Have it your way, be all that you can be, come and play a game with me called...where's the beef

(chorus)

The Slogan Song (Where's the Beef?)

Category:

Comedy

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• samwrestle
• slogan
• song
• the slogan song
• slogan song
• wheres the beef
• where's the beef?
• funny
• commercial
• commercial song
• commercial slogan
• company slogan
• advertising
• advertising song
• advertisement

[PlanTonto]

This guy certainly doesn't look like he has the beef.

[samwrestle]

@PlanTonto That's not what your mom said...she was pleasantly surprised. I whipped it out, threw her down, and stuck it in her eyes. Even then, she had a smile, because it's the best she'd ever seen. If I liked to sleep with animals I might have stuck it in between...

[xxxmaj0rxxx]

you never cease to amaze me with your songs.

looove it(:

[samwrestle]

@xxxmaj0rxxx thanks! I'm glad you keep watching!

[samwrestle]

@valinglyd Best. Comment. Ever. haha. Thanks for watching!

[samwrestle]

@wesvdl1995 It's ok....my lyrics will sink in eventually. They're meant for smart audiences. Give them a few more years ; )

[samwrestle]

@karramelapples I wrote this song (and most of the other ones on my channel). The slogans were taken from popular commercials...but the song is completely mine. Thanks for watching!

[karramelapples]

@samwrestle wait you wrote this? or are you referring to other songs

[wesvdl1995]

@samwrestle haha <3 (not gay)

[Laiiien]

Be nice or go...!

[mook403]

At first I was like what...? Then I looked at the title and started laughing like crazy.