Redneck Retirement Song (Crazy Cal Original)

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Uploaded by on Jan 4, 2010

Original song by Cal Jennings

Redneck Retirement lyrics:

My wife is my sister is my cousin is my friend
And I know I'll love her 'til time comes to an end
'Cause if I divorce her, sis an cousin she'll be
We're keepin' it all in the fam-i-ly
If the trailer starts leakin'
Then I'll duck tape the roof
An' I'll play the lott'ry
'Til I win me a tooth
We'll drink beer an' wrestle
In the mud she an' me
'Til we finally hit
Retirement lottery

Copyright © 2010 Cal Jennings

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  • That is one funny song Cal!

  • @MadBadVoodo Thanks Madbad!

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  • uncle calvin you nut bar well at least i am crazier than him still

  • This is hilarious, Cal, really got me chuckling.

  • Funny third verse, abolof.

  • 3rd verse a little bit worse...

    we'll not need a mansion

    up in beverly hills

    or lawyers to draw up our living wills

    cuz. we both made a promise

    if the other dies

    to put half the money

    in the ground by their side

  • ★★★★★

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