What's My Pants Again?

Spoof of an original song, "What's My Age Again," by Blink-182

Lyrics:

Took her out, it was a Friday night
Walk alone, to get to feelin right
Then she took off her pants, and I took off my pants
And now we're both not wearing pants

And that's about the time I said let's get some pants
We're lookin pretty silly without pants
There is no reason we should not be wearing pants
Let's go buy some new ones cause my friends say I should get some pants
We should get some pants, lets go get some pants

Later on, at the pants store
I tried some on, what am I looking for?
Do I want a wash, do I want them slim?
I began to have my doubts

And that's when the assistant came and helped me out
She said listen you don't have to pout
We have lots of pants and we can find the perfect fit
I tried pants on for hours cause my friends say I should get some pants
I found the perfect pants, found the perfect pants

Some other guy, wanted the same pants
I punched his face, over the pants
And now he has no pants, and I still have the pants
And now I'm purchasing the pants

And that's about the time she asked me cash or credit?
I said what the hell do you take debit?
Then she swiped it and we got a card read error
Lady you don't understand my friends said I should get some pants
I really need some pants, So I stole the pants

And that's about the time that the alarm went off
A fat ass mall cop came and told me stop
So I smacked him with the pants and now I'm free
Pants pants pants pants pants pants pants, my friends say I should get some pants
I have stolen pants, I'm wearing stolen pants

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