That's A HandFart

Gaseous parody of That's Amore.
LYRICS:
When the air hits your hand
With a wet sweaty gland
That's a HandFart.
When you can't make the band
trumpet ain't what you planned
Try a HandFart.
Sounds like gas coming out your ass
Sorry if I'm crass, Farts will pass, play a tune now.
Notes will sound like the color brown,
All the girls will frown like a sick dairy farm cow.

When your palms make a squeeze
Like a hot summer breeze
That's a HandFart.
Hit notes high, hit them low
Sounds like trouble below, Gas Galore.
When the meatball's a choir,
Your hot sausage on fire, take Bri--o--schi.
Silly me, Torrone, indigestion you see,
That's a HandFart.

Solo.

When your palms make a squeeze
Like a hot summer breeze
That's a HandFart.
Hit notes high, hit them low
Sounds like trouble below, Gas Galore.
When the meatball's a choir,
Your hot sausage on fire, take Bri--o--schi.
Silly me, Torrone, indigestion you see,
That's a HandFart.

Copyright 2009 JR.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• thats
• amore
• handfart
• manualist
• jim
• rotondo
• novelty
• musician
• jimi
• handtrix
• italy
• sicily
• brioschi

[pumpster999]

Thanks very much all, my partners in crime/manualism have been on several TV shows, sometimes sacrificing 3 days for 30 seconds of airtime....I like it right here in the YouTube environment.

[HandwhistlerBen]

A true Masterpiece!

This is much better than my Handwhistling of this song! Maybe we need to do a duet! Merry Christmas! Happy New Year!

[pumpster999]

Thanks Ben, had to address my Dago roots!

[minojonte]

Really nice man :D

you should be on TV :)

[Bandaids4ever]

Is there any sound more lovely than a hand fart? Yes? No?

[RadiantEclipseBand]

now this my friend is definetly a handfart!