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Republicans! And their stances!
On the environment! Let's dance! Everybody!
The Republicans! On the environment!
With Obama! Oh! Let's go over their policies!
Swag like Brando, Candidate fresh flow,
Herman Cain son and he's going for the win yo!
Earth is getting warmer, but it is a natural process,
Its not a crisis. Fear shows softness.
Destroy the EPA, its got too much power,
Hydraulic cycle man! Take six hour showers.
Consumers aren't dumb, he'll let them choose,
Oil, wind, coal, whatever energy they use
But no subsidies son, save all your money,
Bust a cap in cap-and-trade, it ain't even funny,
Herman Cain! Environment is fine, please don't complain,
Just ignore it like four harassment claims.
Once upon a time in a land called Texas,
My man Rick Perry rolled upon in a Lexus
He used to be pals with that guy Al Gore,
But then he switched sides and tried to score,
Like all others he resists cap and trade,
And thinks carbon regulation ain't for the EPA,
Did man make warming? He says it wasn't them,
Maybe that's because he went to Texas A&M,
He used to be a fan of greener cars,
But today's what he cares about, not the future. Far!
Best believe in global warming,
How much is man contributing?
Support cap and trade,
It's a Republican renegade!
Use government resources to pursue clean energy,
Like death pursues the elderly and sends them to the cemetery,
Overhaul, outdated legislation,
Reform, nuclear regulation. This is my oration,
(Mitt Romney swaggin' like a mommy.)
Sanction and inventory of energy resources,
Any way it can be done, explore foreign resources,
Like Dora the Explorer going on adventures,
Government must fund research and development ventures.
I'm a freakin' walkin' paradox,
Expand the drilling but protect the arctic fox,
Global warming is existent,
Evidence is sufficient,
And action should be taken immediately,
Why isn't the federal government protecting royalty
Revenues? Giving costal states incentives,
To develop the offshore for petroleum riches,
Destroy the EPA, no carbon regulation,
Retrofit coal facilities for carbon sequestration,
Make a contract with the Earth,
Its time for spiritual rebirth,
To appreciate the worth,
Of the environment. Yeah.
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Packin' a glock, its my boy Ronny P,
He be reppin' Bill of Rights for my brothers and me,
He's only got one problem and it ain't legal trees,
He's with the offshore drillin' no energy subsidies,
The Texas hot weather messed with his head,
He's a skeptic and thinks the EPA should be dead,
He doesn't give a crap about cap and trade,
He's that hardcore Capitalist and he lets the freedom rage,
All- All over the Constitution page,
And it ain't a Fed job to be on the IPCC stage,
6000 years ago dinos ruled the Earth,
And simultaneously the Santorum legacy was birthed,
Global warming is a hoax and his policy rocks,
Got his data off the back of a Godfather's pizza box,
If he's president he'll resist cap and trade,
'Cause it jeopardizes all the profits that are made,
No EPA, make liberals our slaves,
Drop acid in rivers like he was at a rave,
Drill! Drill! Drill! He's going for the kill,
ANWR. It's a trip. You ready for the spill?
JH! Ambassador to the largest emitter,
Of all those green house gases, so he is the winner,
And as all those gases rise so does the weather,
He recognizes this so there is no one better,
Resists cap and trade, but thinks there is a limit,
In this world and how much gas should be in it,
Approves domestic drilling and natural gas,
So America's energy will never be in last,
JH got the brains, a moderate candidate,
But coming in last is sadly his fate.
There's no such thing as global warming 'cause that ish is a hoax,
Calls for more investigation 'cause the government's fooling folks,
The gases being produced are natural byproducts,
And we don't need to change any of our conduct,
Time to reconstruct this expensive legislation,
Support the free use of energy by corporations,
Restrict contributions to the IPCC,
That international corporation can suck on their fees,
Drill in Alaska. Drill off shore,
Bring those prices down to what we can all afford,
If the EPA tries to stop us or fuss and cuss,
Then we'll turn those dirty tree huggers into freakin' dust.
My man in office, his name is Barry O,
Man made global warming is real and its scary yo,
Has a plan for the year 0 2 5,
To address energy efficiency so we don't die,
Obama wants to save people, never harm them,
Got quite a lady. Michelle, strong arm them,
IPCC is helping us find the light,
And cap and trade is great, it's out of sight,
He may be a donkey, but he ain't an ass,
Went to ivy league. At the top of his class.
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