Tingeling - Tingeling Goes Russian (Melodifestivalen 2009)

Translated from Swedish to english too! :
Hell it was cold here!
Yes, you have not dressed up properly, all in Moscow has fur cap, Moscow means fur hat.
(takes teddybear from children, put it on his head)
HAHA I'm fucking best!
it warms a bit, it makes it really .. Wait, I think it's here: ''HIT MAFFIA''.
You do the talking.
Okay ..
(sit down)
Prosit.
You are, therefore, from Stockholm?
yes, yes, stockholm
You know Christer bjorknoff?
Christer Björkman, yes.
He is a very good friend of mine, a very good man.
We worked with the new voting system together.
Okay ...
soo ... you like it?
well .. it is a bit complicated ... but not so complicated. it's ok.
We have an old saying in Russia;
''Complicated is not always bad''.
But let's talk business.
Yes .. we. we vivi .. we want to do a musical postcard from Moscow, with the famous opera singer Olga.
Yes .. prrffss .. it is enough to negotiate ... but Olga is fastidious.
Yes, I have an idea there. one idea-ski can I say, Very good music!
''Tingeling tingeling betyder jag ingenting''
(Hits it with a bat)
Tingentling?
----
what?
She wants the bear.
the?
On your head, she likes it.
but give it now, huh ..
No, it's my bear!...
but, yes it's hell right then. It is his bear!
You come here with your methods .. as if everything belonged to everyone, it's crap!
In Sweden we have understand it for thousands of years! You are fucking worst!
(show weapons)
Yes, but it's just a bear .. it's just little padding,
We buy a new tax-free.
You can get it, you must not cry .. HAHAHA. I just kidding!
Skat, now we do business, and good music!
Then it will be Tingeling?

Can I get cream on this?

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[All3w]

I like that this song is 10 times better than all of the songs in the actuall compitiotion.

[DarkZtorm]

Ryssland är ett bra lustigt land haha dubbelmoral är en favorit hos dem ^^

[XxXEMOXxXish]

so fucking awesome ;3

russia needs more humor ;D

we in sweden have really good humor :D

[SzaryWilkSamotnik]

Så tänk er att ryssar gör en låt där t ex kungen, lucia, natioanalsången mm förlöjligas och att rysska tjejer dansar med trekronor och en svensk flagga på rumpan. Det hade inte varit lika kul, va?

[TheCarnage92]

Love how angry the russians got after Sweden broadcasted this XD

[JohanOlsson]

Da Dasvedanja Puttyyyy =)!

[JohanOlsson]

ahahaha there you go Russia =)

[BombBakers]

@punchingjudy *HOST dalemark45

[LoveaaSharaau179]

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[pedixXx]

tjeeenare mannen

[punchingjudy]

What is this I don't even

[afasdfadfable]

@BecuzIt

dude, trust me, it'll be everything like this. if you have money, anyway