I Hate Physics (Jarrett Sorko)

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Lyrics: I hate physics. So pass me some pi.
All I want to do is just travel through time
I hate physics. Scientists what's that?
You're not so smart you used to think the world was flat
I hate physics. Laws, theories, class.
I'll go back in time and I'll kick Newton's ass.
I hate physics. Fuck ya that's right.
If I run fast enough I'll reach the speed of light

If I had a time machine I would do some crazy shit
I'd go on skype with Mozart, Jesus and Brad Pitt
So get me a time machine and I'll be like fuck ya dude
I'll video tape Adam and Eve having sex and put it on YouTube

I'd be Eminem's father, and I'd raise him right
I'd make sure his mom stops doing drugs and tuck him in at night
And I'd also raise Dr. Dre, man it'd be so cool
I'd give him a ton of money so he can get a degree from medical school

Blare The Beatles' Revolution while I watch evolution
With Charles Darwin in the front of a Ford Fusion
Put $30 in my bank and jump to the year 3020
With an interest rate of 2% it'd be a shitload of money

Then go to the future with a bunch of chains and whips
And get down and dirty in the Zombie Apocalypse
And I'll go back in time and bring OJ to the future with me
So before he kills his wife I'll have him marry Casey Anthony

I hate physics. So pass me some pi.
All I want to do is just travel through time
I hate physics. Scientists what's that?
You're not so smart you used to think the world was flat
I hate physics. Laws, theories, class.
I'll go back in time and I'll kick Newton's ass.
I hate physics. Fuck ya that's right.
If I run fast enough I'll reach the speed of light

I'll Jump ahead 15 years and get the iPhone 11
And then sneak in for free just to watch "Saw 27"
Go back in time and make a name for myself
I'll be the one who sells blank CD's to AOL

I'd stop the holocaust and the second world war
And give a call on 9/11 to make sure the planes don't board
I'd pop a cap in Stalin and disarm every countries nukes
And I'll sure as hell make sure they don't make "Big Mama's House 2"

Buy antiques, that won't be made for thousands of weeks
Bring them back in time and call them "uncletiques"
And tell LMFAO that their band name is dumb as hell
If they want to be cool they should call themselves LOL

Then go to the future and watch myself die
And as I yell "save me" I'll just wave goodbye
Get machine guns and go back to Jesus' days
Steal someone's horse and then play real life GTA

I hate physics. So pass me some pi.
All I want to do is just travel through time
I hate physics. Scientists what's that?
You're not so smart you used to think the world was flat
I hate physics. Laws, theories, class.
I'll go back in time and I'll kick Newton's ass.
I hate physics. Fuck ya that's right.
If I run fast enough I'll reach the speed of light

Go back to the day that my parents conceived me
And give them a condom and say "wear this, believe me"
Abort the baby that is going to invent Crocs
Give Dr. Martens to myself, paradox (pair of Docs)

I'd go to the year 1111 and make a wish
Then the year 69, AHHHHH YEAAAAHHHH
Go even further back and party hard with Jesus
And keep Wilford Brimley's blood sugar low so he doesn't get diabeetus

I'll remake this verse and make sure I don't st-st-stutter
And find out who the mom is in How I Met Your Mother
Jump from Friday to Friday on the days I get paid
I'd be Newton's wingman and make sure he actually got laid

I'd be in The Beatles and our music would be stellar
And when I get lonely I'd play hide and seek with Helen Kellar
I'd always win, so if I had a time machine, well then just maybe
I'd break Justin Bieber's hands so he can never write Baby

I hate physics. So pass me some pi.
All I want to do is just travel through time
I hate physics. Scientists what's that?
You're not so smart you used to think the world was flat
I hate physics. Laws, theories, class.
I'll go back in time and I'll kick Newton's ass.
I hate physics. Fuck ya that's right.
If I run fast enough I'll reach the speed of light

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[KombatStar18]

this video needs more jesus

[phattony1111]

I hung out with 12 dudes and a prostitute. 

[MafiTafi]

@thereplicator13 Lol, How do you know who I am? And who are you!?!?!?

[YungAir100]

Had alot of fun with video, :)

[thereplicator13]

LMFAO! Dude!! You got Jesse Miceli to be in your video? wtf!!! How did you manage that?

[IceWateredApple]

Football football football, hockey, golf...



[Dercommandingofficer]

1:50-1:52 bad idea. 

[notorioussrj]

Yo man I've seen that guy at 0:58 a bunch of times around Windsor and at school, and I've seen him walking lol

[Remi749]

Would love to have this on spotify, any chance you would get it there?

[Zacklejack]

Id make LMAFO's name STFU