Plenty More Fish in the Sea

A funny song about heart-break, "Plenty More Fish in the Sea" (a.k.a. "Romeo & The Hybrid Lady") was created by Sam Baron & Jack Miller with Chuk Ikeh, Salvatore St Croix, Moses Kim & Alice Seabright. It won Best Film, Best Soundtrack and the Steve Hancock Award at the UCL Film & Television Awards 2009. Visit illimms.com to download the mp3 and see our other comedy videos, and email sambaron@gmail.com for more info. The lyrics are below:

Come sit sit, let's talk for a minute
I thought I had a girl, but her heart's not innit
5'5" tall and 24 wide
I thought this girl was gonna be my double D bride
with a great mind, and a booty that I would grind
Said she'd love me long-time, but life is unkind
Get home and I find her fine behind
Packing up her shit, shorty's moving outta mine
So that's me, and she's a heart-break factory
Production running smoothly, look at how she used me
Need someone to sooth me
Listen to me!
There's plenty more fish in the sea

How bout a yellow-tailed snapper
Pike or barracuda
Cod carp sunfish salmon
Trout puffer grupa
A cat fish,
a white fish
White bait or a tuna
Add a bit of bass!
Freshwater
Killer whale whale whale-shark bull-shark
Marlon haddock sardines kipper koi carp

So many fish...
But I don't like fish....

I prefer women, to fish
On my sexual dish, I'd pick a woman if I had one wish
Cos fish, they taste delicious, but they're covered in scales
And in bed, you feel enormous cos they're tiny as hell
But that's a good thing! Don't you wanna feel buff ting?
Switching down the lighting, start de-scaling
Disgusting - NO! Brother, open your eyes
A naked fish is flipping sexy, irrespective of size
It's convincing - now you gone and got me dreaming
I'd love to love a lobster, screaming like she's steaming
WOAH! Now that's a violation
Nobody in the nation's 'a tap a crustation
But I don't get it, what you saying to me?
There's plenty more FISH in the sea!

We talking yellow-tailed snapper
Pike or barracuda
Cod carp sunfish salmon
Trout puffer grupa
A cat fish,
a white fish
White bait or a tuna
Add a bit of bass!
Freshwater
Killer whale whale whale-shark bull-shark
Marlon haddock sardines kipper koi carp

So many fish...
And I think I like fish....

Boys - Come come, gather round
It's time to make a compromise, found between ground
And sea - lives a hybrid lady
Surf-n-turf totty gone drive you crazy
Describe it to me!
Cos we don't understand!
She's a mighty fine fish but she swims with her hands
She's a mixed-race woman, half-girl half-fish
Making love in the ocean, On the move, Swish Swish
She sounds like the ideal woman for me
And me!
SO FORGET THE OTHER FISH IN THE SEA.

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[aclowes1]

How do you guys make your beats if you don't mind me asking?

Great work by the way. I've been a fan since I saw the tea vid 3 years ago. Absolute genius.

Are you launching another forum on the website?

[sambaron]

@aclowes1 Thanks a lot! We make the beats on a program called Reason, you should get it, it's great. We used to have a forum on our site, and it was really popular for a while, but then Facebook came along and people stopped using it. So we have a Facebook page (search 'Salmon Jack'), and we could start up a forum again if people want that. People -- do you want that?!

[Berikoful]

OMG flipping brilliant guys, well done!!! i think my favorite bit is Moses dancing in the fish market, fabbbb:DD

[sambaron]

You think you liked his dancing, you should have seen the other fishmongers watching from behind the camera...

[SardonicALLY]

This vid is a slice of heaven, its so well done. The guy on the intro is cool and i love the way Sam hi-jacks the scene and takes it off on a Python-esque tangent. The interaction of the four of you in the aquarium tunnel is also spot on.

I loved it incase u missed that :D

PS You look so cute here.

[sambaron]

Thank you! What an amazing comment, consider us flattered and humbled.

[xerodred]

Moses said : Hello Koreans! This song is for you, but don't ask why. Do enjoy the song which is especially made for those of whom are going through emotional pains after break-ups. So listen, enjoy, and tell all your friends about this song!

[wehavemagnums]

Baron is back! Awesome.

[aclowes1]

@sambaron That would be great for asking questions etc. but I guess I could ask any questions in your videos' comments sections or on FB. I've already liked Salmon Jack, but cheers. I must admit, I prefer your raps to those from SNL (although the Justin Timberlake collaborations were immense). You should do more interviews: those were hilarious. You could do some great editing tutorials too ... if your schedule permits. Do you study film at UCL?

[jimble2828]

Guys that is funny as i love it. I have a pal called Fish who's just parted ways with his girl. He's not his best at the mo so I posted this on his FB wall to cheer him up. He's gonna love you guys too. Bravo!!!! Here's to cheering up my pal FISHY :D

[UberBruno1]

Brilliant....! And I thought I hated Rap !!!! FANTASTIC guys....you really scored on this one!  Now I'll have to watch more of your stuff, and send it to my friends!

Oh yeah, MFT, also fabulous stuff.

[HHTalks]

thats actually awesome!

i wish people would notice this vid though...

good job!

[dizzyveryyes]

YOU ARE LOTTIE APPEL'S COUSIN!! Sam Baron!!

[zhanghuike]

excellent videos good acting 5000 stars keep up the good work sa.

[jenchudio]

I absolutely love this. UK's answer to flight of the conchords??

[johnaquos]

totally addicted to bass.