Speciation Creationist Style

Every time I watch a creationist video against evolution it seems they think in terms of crocoducks and beerds. Like scientists are in some hidden room making zebras have sex with ducks or something then we flash fosilize the horrible offspring. This radio skit reminded me of that silliness so I threw together a cheap and dirty video. Hope everyone enjoys.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Atheism
• Creationism
• Crocoduck
• Museum of everything
• Brigstocke
• hilarious

[ooglebydoogleby]

@ratholin Thank you. I think I have but I will check I think I might have left a comment on it.

[ratholin]

@ooglebydoogleby yeah I figured you're pretty danged clever. oh have you seen my new vid? trying to do something big.

[ooglebydoogleby]

@ratholin Yeh i had a vague feeling it was that i've seen the series. I will have to give it a read some time.

[ratholin]

@ooglebydoogleby Oh the basic premise is that an alien species very much like us loaded up all the people they thought useless, hair dressers, film critics, astrologers, telephone sanitizers, into a space ship and sent them to earth to smarten up their race. within a decade, the smart useful group all died of a disease caused by dirty telephones while the descendants of the "useless people" devolved into a stone age society and worked their way back up to being us.

[ooglebydoogleby]

@ratholin I need to read the hitchhikers guide I only have a vague knowledge of the reference.

[ratholin]

@ooglebydoogleby Just make sure none of them are telephone sanitizers. If I learned one thing from douglas adams about thinking I'm better than people...

[ooglebydoogleby]

@ratholin We can send them to the magic jesus powered cardboard space ship LOL

[ratholin]

@ooglebydoogleby the downside is they'll just read the BS opening and think that it actually applies to the material inside. ah well when we go off to colonize the stars we'll just tell them the wrong day and they can sit around waiting for armageddon.

[ooglebydoogleby]

@ratholin There already there. I think there is something bizarre about incompetents of the magnitude of Comfort and Cameron. Personally I take great comfort, if you'll pardon the pun, in the knowledge that they have probably succeeded in putting more copies of the Origin of the Species in creationist homes than all the atheists and scientists could have thought achievable in their most optimistic moments.

[ratholin]

@ooglebydoogleby I wish :D I'm still wondering what ray comfort and that growing pains' kid will end up looking like. Probably epic 80's fail with a cheesy mustache.