Stain That (DNA)

AP Biology Final Senior Project
Special thanks to Mr. Adame for actually letting me do this... hopefully you will enjoy this and not fail me

Lyrics:

(Eubacteria; prokaryotic)
Nature's where I tell 'em
Hey I got a new molecule fo you all called DNA
(Eubacteria; prokaryotic)
You gotta prime it then replicate it three times from 5' to 3'
(Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh yeeeeaaaah!)

[Chorus x2]
DNA off in this cell
Watch me make agarose gel
Watch me stain that DNA
Then analyze that gel
Now watch me
Eutrophicate the lake
Now watch the
Eukaryotic break
Now watch the
Ubiquinone make charge
Now watch the
Ureter help discharge

[Verse 1:]
DNA off in this cell
Watch it split and then divide
Osmosis makes it swell
When there's more sodium chloride
Super fresh, under the slide
Sliding down a hydra, man
When I touch the hydra thrice
It lean to the left and stop through habituation
I'm culturing bacillus
And if we get the probe
Then I'm tagging on that virus
You catch me at S-210
Yes I cut some DNA
Haters getting mad cause
"I got me some Adame"

[Chorus x2]
Chloroplast off in this cell
Makes the starch this organelle
Arthropods got hemocoels
With chitin in their shell
Now watch the
Euchromatin condense
The ears have
Eustachian tubes for sense
Now watch the
Eugenics change our traits
Now watch the
Uracil, changing base

[Verse 2:]
Too much population growth
No way to have them both
Competition in a niche
Is gonna cause some genes to flow (flow)
Haters wanna be him
Gregor Mendel, he's the man
They be looking at his peas
To say alleles are on same strands (man)
Centrifuge (centrifuge)
Dense (dense)
Pellet's huge (pellet's huge)
Nope, his karytope ain't free
So, he got trisomy
Folk, he got more than twenty three
Man that kid was ugly

[Chorus x2]
Origins of fossil cell
Findings made by Charles Lyell
Watch me put EcoRI
Next to the ladder well
Now watch the
Euglena detect light
Placental
Eutheria in tight
Collective
Eudorina algae
E. coli
Ubiquitous degree

Transport water up the stem
Not the phloem, but the xylem
Cohesion and root pressure cause
Guttation at leaf ends [x10]

Antigen through open cyst
Helper T there to assist
Bind onto that MHC
Send cytokines to enlist [x6]

[Chorus x2]

Category:

Music

Tags:

• DNA
• Stain
• That
• Biology
• Adame
• Soulja
• Boy
• Parody
• Crank
• Swiss
• beanies

[Laurennn21]

thats really amazing

and amazingly nerdy....

hahah good job

minus the comment on the down syndrome kid :(

[beanies520]

Haha thanks. Yeah, the nerdiness is pretty much what makes the video. Yeah, I was debating about putting that comment in, but I had three good lines before it, and I couldn't really pass it up. Sorry though. It was all in good fun.

[adamebiology]

This is a great video....100%................

[beanies520]

I'm still mad at you because you didn't invite me to the... TELEVISION THING with you.

[pentium1000]

Chinese, I will concede that this video was pretty kind. A fine departure from the earlier ones.

[beanies520]

That's the first kind comment you've made.

[magichatdetective]

this beat is exothermic

[Yossarian55]

hahaha this is so genius

[BAMCHAVA503]

haha... very clever!..

[Housnara]

looooooooooooooooooool

[rdn23]

EPIC!!!!

[smhockey08]

oooohhhh how i like dat downs syndrome!!!