Bill Maher-Tea Party. The Founding Fathers would have hated your guts, Teabagger mob.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Paztsjhqwgk
more on the original Judeoteabaggers who destroyed Civilization http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Paztsjhqwgk
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And finally, New Rule, now that they've finished reading the Constitution out loud, the teabaggers must call out that group of elitist liberals whose values are so antithetical to theirs. I'm talking, of course, about the Founding Fathers, who the teabaggers believe are just like them, but aren't. One is a group of exclusively white men who live in a bygone century, have bad teeth, and think of blacks as 3/5s of a person. And the other are the Founding Fathers!
Now I want you teabaggers out there to understand one thing. While you idolize the Founding Fathers and dress up like them and smell like them, I think it's pretty clear that the Founding Fathers would've hated your guts. And what's more, you would've hated them! They were everything you despise. They studied science, read Plato, hung out in Paris, and thought the Bible was mostly bullshit. And yet, here is a popular painting in wingnut America.
Yes, that's Jesus with the Founding Fathers behind him, presenting the Constitution to America. Either that, or it's a settlement offer for that boy after he sued the rectory.
Super-religious guy Glenn Beck likes to play dress-up as Thomas Paine. Thomas Paine, an atheist who said churches were "human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind". John Adams said, "this would be the best of all possible worlds, if there were no religion in it".* Which is not to say the Founders didn't have a moral code. Of course they did. They just didn't get it from the Bible. Well, except for the part about it's cool to own slaves. It's in there, folks, I didn't make it up.
The Founders disagreed amongst themselves about that, and most issues. But the one thing they never argued about was that political power must stay in the hands of the smartest people, and out of the hands of the dumbest loudmouths slowing down the checkout line at Home Depot.
And yet, Sarah Palin once said of Obama, "we need a Commander-in-Chief, not a professor of law standing at a lectern". How gay is that! Well, I hate to break it to you, but:
Thomas Jefferson, lawyer.
Alexander Hamilton, Constitutional lawyer.
James Madison, lawyer.
John Adams, Constitutional lawyer.
They were not the common man of their day. Ben Franklin studied scientific phenomena like lightning and the aurora borealis, and were he alive today, he could probably explain to Bill O'Reilly why the tides go in and out.
James Madison was fluent in Greek and Latin, and could translate Virgil and Cicero. John Boehner can't translate Fareed Zakaria. And Thomas Jefferson was an astronomer and a physicist who founded the University of Virginia, played the violin, and spoke six languages. Or as Palin would say, "all of them".

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[bRizzle2009100]

The Adams quote Maher referenced was taken out of context. He should actually read the entire letter instead of just getting his information from atheist and secular humanist websites.

And Thomas Paine wasn't an atheist either.

[ZeusTelemaxos]

@bRizzle2009

As the Government of the United States of America IS NOT, IN ANY SENSE, founded on the Christian religion,—as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen,—and as the said States never entered into any war or act of hostility against any Mahometan nation, it is declared by the parties that no pretext arising from religious opinions shall ever produce an interruption of the harmony existing between the two countries.

[ZeusTelemaxos]

@bRizzle2009100

What about the John Adams quote from the Treaty of Tripoli. Was that taken out of context as well? As the Government of the United States of America IS NOT, IN ANY SENSE, founded on the Christian religion,—as it has in itself no character of enmity against the laws, religion, or tranquility, of Mussulmen....

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So tell us was this treaty out of context? Read this book Teabeggers "Who killed Homer".The US was purely founded on Greek principles. Not Cheez US

[ZeusTelemaxos]

@cinemaFreak666

Seriously? Hitler? if you mention Hitler please mention ALL the rest of the Genocides that have happened before and after Hitler. Because the world is seeing through your agenda when you only mention Hitler.. Hitler DID NOT act on scriptures. By a gods instructions. The danger with the Abrahamic Zombie religions is that the Zombies who follow them think they are acting on Gods instructions.

[chezniki]

...smell like them! Oh my Gawd! Love him!

[earinsound]

@kenathens420

You're an American

[harryorgans]

Maher has no idea what he is even talking about. Are all of you this stupid?

[timber2403]

TEABAGGERS ARE PRETTY STUPID I WILL HAVE TO GIVE HIM THAT

[timber2403]

OBAMA 2012

[lsdesign]

tea beggers suck koch

[cometkatt]

@Luis568369 and he is SOOO right the gop'ers keep spouting the garbage that we are "a christian nation" (especially sucky santorum) and its SO FAR off the mark - The Founding Fathers were a reflection of the American population. Having escaped from the state-established religions of Europe, only 7% of the

people in the 13 colonies belonged to a church when the Declaration of

Independence was signed. that is documented fact. the rest is bull

[kenathens420]

wow......now thats some lame TV Maher is pretty good at reading a teleprompter! Too bad people have to write his jokes for him. He is a douchebag. they tell thier crowd when to laugh/clap........LAME.

[kenathens420]

@patwaddington Sorry to burst your bubble, Im not even american so you can throw your stereotypes out the window. The guy is a joke, he is a globalist he thinks that there should be 1 government of the world. The leaders cant run thier own countries not to mention the world. They think they are experts and they are gonna throw out the constituation and just write a new updated one. The forefathers warned of this, wake up.....read a book and learn something. Ron Paul 2012 is the last hope for U.S

[patwaddington]

@kenathens420 you sound like the stereotypical brainwashed american