99 Problems and Gamblings One (Jay-Z Parody)

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Mike L, Mike W, Erin, Nick, Jon, Katie, Derek, Joe E, Joe R, Sue, Paul, Sean, PJ, Jess, Jodi, Dan H, Dan F, Tim, Eddie, and Tiny's

I got that ratch patrol on the sratch patrol
buyin' a quick pic and a cash to go
mad critics that say "he's gonna lose his role"
i'm from Mass stupid of course i'm buying "Frosty the Dough"

If you grew up with holes in your second hand clothes
cuz your parents' spent every last cent on keno (i'm like)
season tickets for the cash winfall if you dont like those
tickets you can play powerball
beef with "pot of gold" cuz we need a bar of gold or a
horseshoe hit yo what the f*#k's this $3it so
pull tabs try to take my state tax, federals already spent on that cardboard crack...fuckers

Now I don't know where the state be at
Better build a casino up with them Pa-tri-ats
I went from Spags to Rich's
Money, I ain't got none
I got 99 problems and gambling's one..hit me


The beer is always Coors, wanna buy some cards
Cant use my debit card, against the motha f&cking law
Got new tickets y'all 'In The Chips' or
2 dollar ticket 'Shamrock Tripler'
Now I ain't trying to buy enough to break the bank
But I got a few dollars cause I just got paid, So I
Pull out my f^cking wad of dough and I heard
"Son do you know what you're shopping for"
A '30 Grand', 'Lucky Green' and an 'Ace in the Hole'
Check these tickets did I win man I don't know
Are these the only new games or do you got some more?
'Well I got a 55 and 54" (uh huh)
"You won a free ticket, would you like some more,
Or would you rather take the cash and walk out the store"
I ain't walking out of shit, just let me think a minute
"Well do you mind hurrying up a little bit"?
Gimme all 4 make it any and exact, quick pic for Megabucks and 2 for MassCash
"Why don't go aheah and double that, need MegaMillions or something or need Keno or something"?
Nah I don't want no more man I think that's it
Had enough already now leave me to scratch my shit.
"Good luck buddy see you next time you come"

I got 99 problems and gambling's one..hit me

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Comedy

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• Jay Z Jay-Z 99 Problems Parody
• boston
• boston massachusetts
• mass lottery
• massachusetts
• scratch tickets
• funny boston
• boston mass

[ThaBasementBoys]

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Bombest weed? What is this 1995?



[BulletspongeM3]

someone's mad lol

[LakerGold24]

@ThaBasementBoys Great comeback... I'm done with you, simpleton.

L.A. ALL MOTHERFUCKING DAY and BUCK FOSTON FOR LIFE!

[LakerGold24]

@ThaBasementBoys Someone needs to wipe out that disgusting rat filled gutter you call the city of Boston. Ugh I feel sick just thinking about how dirty and disgusting it is. I'll never go back AND I'M IRISH! I truly feel bad for the children that are forced to be raised there. And we can see the outcome of it right here in the video, how about that. Best of luck gutter rat. :D

[LakerGold24]

@ThaBasementBoys Also come here and talk shit and get left in a dumpster you frsh off the boat, barely speaking English moronic dip shits. In fact let's get a poll going.

WHERE WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE AND CLAIM- LOS ANGELES OR BOSTON?

No need really, we already know the outcome because I have family there and they fucking HATE IT! They can't wait to move out here with the rest of the successful and intelligent people who enjoy their lives all day every day. I think Bin Laden missed his target :)

[LakerGold24]

Oh, we're going there? Ok, fake fan? Not here pal. L.A. ALL DAY. And we win one more title and we're tied. And unlike the shitty old Celdicks we didn't win most of ours in the 50's and 60's when there was absolutely ZERO competition. But yea, you're probably right. Boston is a much better place to live, with all your hideous red headed freckle faced sluts with fucked up grills. Who would wanna live in L.A. with our perfect weather, hottest women, beautiful beaches and bombest weed in the world:)

[chicorompecabesa]

Hey, nicely done. Good work!!!

[ThaBasementBoys]

@LakerGold24 A+ advice. *We will* remember that the next time the internet turns into English class. Now here is some math...BOSTON>LA, LA=Fake Fans, anything divided by LA=0. I said good day sir!

[LakerGold24]

@ThaBasementBoys Then you should have put *I will* or *we will* (jackass). *meant* not mean. *I meant* not just "meant". *Good day, sir.

I'll return the advice you gave me. Also, FUCK BOSTON.