Cancer Has Become the Number One Killer Disease

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Have you been coughing and of strongly breath? Have you had conditions that are not conditions to see? Are you in the most dangerous step?
Then you might be receiving cancer!

In 2002, the lovely Miss V., a professor at a notable New England university received the future classic "Cancer Has Become the Number One Killer Disease" student paper from the astonishingly named Pisit Pornkitti. Due to her remarkable foresight, and a fellow professor's scanner, we at Conhugeco Films are proud to bring you an informative video version of this landmark paper.

Don't be panic!

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[omgheartattack]

"but you forget something..you are in the coma..in the hospital, with oxygen on your mouth, that is what you are doing"

oh the hilarity

[EdwardWasAVampire]

DON'T BE PANIC!

[omgheartattack]

@zaktheripper haha wow i completely forgot about this.. i wonder if anyone else caught on to my mistake it's pretty obvious hahaha

[ZakTheRipper18]

@omgheartattack I prefer the way you quoted it, but that is incorrect. I hope I'm not the first to notice this...

[Maphysto]

It's like John Freeman decided to write a paper.

[pointaken]

@HellboundAlleee

I agree. As an ESL writing teacher I thought the paper is pretty well organized into sections, and it's clearly in his own (hysterical) words. A bunch of us teachers watched this together...I was like "Well at least my students write better than that," but one of the other teachers (who teaches a lower, but still college level class) said she wished her students could write as well as this paper was written.

[MrShayneOneill]

@HellboundAlleee All fine, except for one problem. It was for an english class.

[Franc28]

@HellboundAlleee I don't think this is a high school paper... he did say it was from a professor. 

[HellboundAlleee]

I hate to say this, but as far as high school kids' papers go, this isn't so bad. Remove the english as a second language, and you've got something that's obviously not plagiarized--totally in his own words. If the guy was able to think a little more critically, he might be able to write an excellent paper. I understood him completely, which is 75% of the battle. And since it's not for science, it seems that if it weren't for the language barrier, he could have gotten a B+.

[y3k23k]

can you do one for jeremy lavines lightning essay

[jfuhrer89]

I bet it was translated from English into Chinese and then back into English.