breaking up is hard to do (without Facebook)

So I wrote a little song the other day about breaking up over Facebook. We all see those relationship updates on facebook. I wrote a little song about it. Lyrics:
pouty bella why you look so sullen?
it's me your pasty boyfriend edward cullen.
I'm on facebook but I got no pic,
our status says in a relationship

i dont go to school cuz i hate the light
i see your tasty neck and i want to bite
Bella it's a good thing Im already dead
cuz you're killing me.

who's this Jake guy on your profile?
he tagged your pic and you even smiled
I'm glad you said you guys are just friends
or I'd have to kill him

red eyed Bella you been crying all year
your cryin & bellyaching's to much to bear
If you and Jake are just friends why you keeping tabs?
GIrlfriend, you better unfriend his airbrushed abs!

was true love at your friend request
but as girlfriends go your not the best
you're just a big online flirt
my mouse says I ain't gotta hurt!

I broke up with you on facebook
was easy as just point and click
send me hate mail, I'll just block it
you're level ten stalkerific

unfriend, block sender
deny your profile

I broke up with you on facebook
now we're not even friends

Category:

Comedy

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• holy
• schmitz
• blog
• christopher
• music
• improv
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• guitar
• funny
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• date
• rejection
• twilight
• bella
• jake
• edward
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