CHRIS ROCK The Real Daddy 's

i do not own this , this is Chris Rock , Bigger & Badder stand up

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[anyusernamewilldonot]

I had no father growing up, but now I have a husband who is a REAL father to our kids. God bless the real daddy's.

[MoneyManGMoney]

Looks like someone didn't get their big piece of chicken

[TheSorcerersRentBoy]

He better get the God Damn big piece of chicken.

[boywhogames]

No it's not. You don't know admit to something and when someone agrees with you you don't contradict yourself right after.

[wolfacula]

What are you, on the committee of proper speech? I was making a joke. I mean, my parents are great, and I have been a great guardian for the kids I was allowed to be a part of their life. And wait, no. Argue is exactly what you're supposed to do when someone agrees with you putting yourself down. Isn't it?

[boywhogames]

The next line was hilarious. =[

[boywhogames]

You don't say "Guess I'm just an asshole" and when someone agrees with you argue why you're not.

[wolfacula]

Well. It's not the Terry that was my first kids mom. And for the record. The original comment about me being just an asshole was a huge joke. I was doing the same thing on facebook, posting father son stuff, and mocking it. They wanted to paint me out to be a bad dad, my kids want to disrespect me, well. Now, they can reap what they have sewn.

[wolfacula]

If I behaved toward my dad the way my kids behave to me, my dad would put me in a coma. Now, I could create a huge list of my dads imperfections, but I only concern learning what he teaches, not all the ways he has f**ked up. I follow my dads guide, I don't try to f**k with him. Besides. The mothers' wanted to keep my kids away from me so bad, now they got what they want. And they can rot in Hell, and I won't lose a second of sleep. And Terry, if this is you. Hi. Hope you, and Al are doing well.

[wolfacula]

Or. Or, it could be cause both my kids have followed their mothers' hatred toward me, and behave like little c*nts. Their mothers hate me cause I wouldn't tolerate them whoring around. I always respect my parents. My kids have the worst "Poor me" attitudes in the world. Sure, I could do plenty to help them, but their disrespect toward me has earned them my hatred. I always try to do as my parents have taught. My kids would rather punk me than listen. --To be continued.

[Terry I]

Pretty much.

[southparkV500000]

Julius: Hey chris! pass the big piece of chicken