'Bad At Starcraft' Rap

When people wish me good luck, and say to have fun
I don't reply because it'd take me too long

I don't scout early, it screws up my build
How can I macro if my probe's getting killed?

So no map control, no watch towers
Yet when I lose I'll claim your strats overpowered

Sometimes I'll get a win with my cannon cheese
But usually not because they pull SCVs

Speedlings get in cus I can't block my choke
And I don't build detection so I lose when they cloak

Why do my reactors take so long to construct?
So I Tech Lab into 'rauders, then I'm muta rush fucked

Don't check the mini-map so every time I'm dropped
It takes a minute to respond and by then it's all for naught

I don't know my hotkeys, so I click on the screen
They make no sense, it should be "M for Marine"

APM slower than a dial-up link
Lower than my age and I can't even drink

When I psi storm it's my units shocked
And at any given moment, I'm probably supply blocked

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Fuck you executor
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...

At least I can give control to my allies
But I use infuse instead of spawning lavae

So even as Zerg I'm getting outmassed
Don't know how many drones to put on one gas.

still can't figure out how to build scouts
They've been my favourite unit since Brood War came out

My only battle micro is attack move.
A 2k bronze cus I play but don't improve

I once took a gold expo, it felt grand
But then some hydras took down my orbital command

Shoulda built a planetary fortress instead
I forget my creep tumors so no creep spread

So many idle probes, you'd think they were all striking
Never even reached the terratron on Lost Viking

I leave my overlords in unfortunate spots
So Vikings show up and they all get shot

I never even manage to saturate my main
I'll get a fleet beacon, but not for flux vanes

Carriers Son! Prepare for interceptors
Oh wait... they just died to a couple corruptors

.........

I always play Random so I'm always confused
I wish there was just one race that I used

But I don't 'cause I'm an achievement Whore
My late game terran is mass Cruisers or Thors

Why would I upgrade when I can build more units
No blink on my stalkers, no charge on my zealots

My mineral count rarely dips below a thousand
Cash money in the bank for my own private island

I'm just relieved blizzard scrapped the copper league
When I tell my friends I'm bronze, they think I'm top 3.

Never built a baneling so marines are a calamity
Though I heard they were good from a Justin Bieber Parody

That was a Husky Shoutout, now I'll do it again:
HELLO HUSKY YOU ARE COOL AND I LIKE YOUR GREAT DANE

I don't understand why my strats just don't work
Every Day I watch Day9 go beserk

Idra may ragequit, but I rage stay
Kill all of my buildings, I'm annoying that way.

You say it's BM, but QQ to you
Don't GG either fuck your starcraft taboos

So I decided hey: Online's not for me
So I turned to the campaign to get my high from SC.

But I can't get past the Mission: The Outlaws
PowerOverwhelming doesn't work anymore

Category:

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Tags:

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[oicwutudidder]

this needs to be more popular...this was great!

[JawaThePwn]

4 people are bad at starcraft.

[SargioXas]

This is exactly how i play.

[ebmp19]

I like these raps

[Eldritchfan]

I winced a couple times during that. Newbie memories...shudder...

[Ostrichgasms]

Great writing, liked the power overwhelming reference

[Cloud1997FF7]

sounds like wierd a little bit T_T :P

[Zneekerz]

ah man the lyrics are so bloody good, thumbs up mate

[SwissDonutFactory]

@zling1111 congratz

[zling1111]

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