Tha Gatherin- "Never Was (On Tha Pro Tour)"

Lyrics video for "Never Was (On Tha Pro Tour)" by Tha Gatherin, from their debut album. Tha Gatherin is Bill Boulden (a.k.a. Spruke) and Patrick Chapin. Follow @thepchapin and @ThaGatherin to stay tuned for all the latest updates! Video by Laura Diemer: lauradiemer.com.

I never was on the pro tour
I never made no day two grand prix
All my times in all my life
There's never been no top 8 for me
I never was on the pro tour
Never made no day two grand prix
My sealed pool just had no synergy
You should've seen this kid sittin right next to me
My pool, not lookin so deep
Your pool, got two copies of sleep
My pool can only hope for a ground stall
Your pool doesn't have to splash that fireball
Yup
Just another 0-2 drop for me
Take my posse's orders over to the Mickey D
If you lookin for me
And it's past round three
I'm at the side draft table with the misfits tee
I mean for weeks we all tested at my buddy's place
I mean I played my bombs right in my opponent's face
But in the tourney we all got screwed by our manabase
So then we all just killed the pain by drinking a case
I never was on the pro tour
I never made no day two grand prix
All my times in all my life
There's never been no top 8 for me
A lifetime of topdecks and failure to mise
Hang on, there's more
I never was on the pro tour
I used to like red decks chock full of burn
Get my opponent down to one but now it's their turn
You think after all these years that I'd finally learn
If I've got Time Vault
Then he's got null rod
If I've got a lot of dudes
Then he's got wrath of god
If I'm beating in draft
He's got Ballista Squad
My face down is a morph
His is a dreadnought
I've got a birds
He's got meloku
His ornithopter's plated
Mine's an 0/2
If I've giant growth
He's got the growth too
Sac it all!
In the bin!
Nice to know you!
Play green
Because I gotta play green
Play red
Because I gotta play red
Sling burn
Because I gotta sling burn
At your head
Til you're dead
Whoops, guess I lose instead!
It never ends

Too much land
Now I'm floodin yall
Watch me floodin yall
Here's another one
and another one
and I'm getting beaten by a 1/1
and another one
Four more land on my deck until it's done

I never was on the pro tour
It would have been nice to not get amateur prize
I never was on the pro tour
It would have been nice to not get amateur prize

I never was on the pro tour
I never made no day two grand prix
All my times in all my life
There's never been no top 8 for me
I never was on the pro tour
Never made no day two grand prix
My sealed pool just had no synergy
You should've seen this kid sittin right next to me

My pool Your pool
Not lookin so deep Got two copies of sleep

My pool can only Your pool doesn't have to
Hope for a ground stall Splash that Fireball

Yup
Just another 0-2 drop for me
Take my posse's orders over to the Mickey D
If you lookin for me
And it's past round three
I'm at the side draft table with the misfits tee
I mean for weeks we all tested at my buddy's place
I mean I played my bombs right in my opponent's face
But in the tourney we all got screwed by our manabase
So then we all just killed the pain by drinking a case
I never was on the pro tour
I never made no day two grand prix
All my times in all my life
There's never been no top 8 for me
A lifetime of topdecks and failure to mise
Hang on, there's more
I never was on the pro tour
I used to like red decks chock full of burn
Get my opponent down to one but now it's their turn
You think after all these years that I'd finally learn

If I've got Then he's got
Time Vault Null Rod

If I've got a Then he's got
Lot of dudes Wrath of god

If I'm beating He's got
in draft Ballista squad

My face down is a His is a
Morph dreadnought

I've got a He's got
Birds Meloku

His ornithopter's Mine's an
Plated 0/2

If I've got He's got the
Giant Growth Growth too!

Sac it all!
In the bin!
Nice to know you!
Play green
Because I gotta play green
Play red
Because I gotta play red
Sling burn
Because I gotta sling burn
At your head
Til you're dead
Whoops, guess I lose instead!
It never ends

Too much land
Now I'm floodin yall
Watch me floodin yall
Here's another one
and another one
and I'm getting beaten by a 1/1
and another one
Four more land on my deck until it's done

I never was on the pro tour
It would have been nice to not get amateur prize
I never was on the pro tour
It would have been nice to not get amateur prize

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• spruke
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• shuffle em up

[CanadianMadness]

Are all the songs from Tha Gatherin available on Youtube?

[spruke]

@CanadianMadness Not yet- there are many more Tha Gatherin tracks on the full album than have made it to youtube so far. A few more are on their way; the release has a full sixteen tracks! Check it out on ChannelFireball, Starcity, iTunes, or Amazon

[Raidrinn]

As a musician myself, I can say this is a legitimately good song. Lyricism, flow, clever rhymes, and a most appropriate beat for the bad beats. More please!

[spruke]

@Raidrinn The full album is out now on Starcitygames and ChannelFireball- if you want more, there's more waiting- 15 more tracks in fact!

[spruke]

The full album "Tha Gatherin" is officially available now at Starcitygames and ChannelFireball! Check it out, guys- it includes all the songs you've heard on my channel and 12 more, for 16 in all!

[HermosaCrab]

this is the first song right? <3

[spruke]

@HermosaCrab Second. Shuffle 'Em Up was the first Gatherin track I ever made, back in Time Spiral-Lorwyn standard.

[tomathan88]

best ever. nothing even that cheesy in it. great song, my favorite so far.

[BuNzMaN]

its always because of a failure to mise

[LAZERPEOPLZ]

Waaah... Sad Now.......

[Gysgtburk210]

when i get the absolute best hand and am about to win!! fucking wrath of god -_-

[MrExtraveganza]

Great job!!! I l listen to this all the time!

[xXxBlackM16xXx]

This has been in my head all day

[RicknJenforever]

Awww, a song about my husband! Thank you! ^_^



[BaboombaJWB]

This happened to me a tourney

[xKluuzx]

The chorus reminds me of Linkin Park for some reason haha