A Constant Reminder on why Captain Falcon uses Protection
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Top Comments
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Falcon Punch can abort babies.
Falcon Punch > Condoms
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Captain Falcon's ABC tips on protection:
FALCON PAWNCH for instant Abortion.
FALCON KICK for inert Ballz.
FALCON KNEE for instant Castration.
Easy as ABC, YESZ!
All Comments (395)
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I would stab my kid in the face if he was acting like this
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i would NOT normally punch a little kid but damn this kid just might make me punch him!
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I lol'd so hard when it said use condoms XD
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I was waiting for the ked to get falcon punched.. :D
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So if that kid is Captain Falcon, then the father is Chuck Norris? It all makes sense NOW!
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Weak parenting. Obviously the dad uses G&W as his main.
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The Falcon Punch giveth, the Falcon Punch taketh away.
In translation.
A falcon punch can be used both to impregnate women, and carry out abortions.
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Not sure why, but I just now understood this commercial and why it's so offensive to people after seeing it for the 1000th time xD
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that kid needs an ass beating
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That kid should've showed Cpt. Falcon his moves.
I say do it without a condom, then Falcon Pawnch her in the stomach and uterus at the same time to make sure the kid is dead.
Avankiri 2 years ago 8
ಠ nಠ
CallMeKazu 2 years ago 7