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A Constant Reminder on why Captain Falcon uses Protection

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Uploaded by on Mar 27, 2008

Someone give this kid a Falcon Punch.

Or maybe a Knee of Justice.

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  • I say do it without a condom, then Falcon Pawnch her in the stomach and uterus at the same time to make sure the kid is dead.

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  • Falcon Punch can abort babies.

    Falcon Punch > Condoms

  • Captain Falcon's ABC tips on protection:

    FALCON PAWNCH for instant Abortion.

    FALCON KICK for inert Ballz.

    FALCON KNEE for instant Castration.

    Easy as ABC, YESZ!

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  • I would stab my kid in the face if he was acting like this

  • i would NOT normally punch a little kid but damn this kid just might make me punch him!

  • I lol'd so hard when it said use condoms XD

  • I was waiting for the ked to get falcon punched.. :D

  • So if that kid is Captain Falcon, then the father is Chuck Norris? It all makes sense NOW!

  • Weak parenting. Obviously the dad uses G&W as his main.

  • The Falcon Punch giveth, the Falcon Punch taketh away.

    In translation.

    A falcon punch can be used both to impregnate women, and carry out abortions.

  • Not sure why, but I just now understood this commercial and why it's so offensive to people after seeing it for the 1000th time xD

  • that kid needs an ass beating

  • That kid should've showed Cpt. Falcon his moves.

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