Twilight in a Nutshell

DISCLAIMERl: This is FAN-MADE! I own none of the music used in the video, and I DID NOT MAKE THE CARTOON. Shinga, a brilliant gal on deviantART, was the one who made it. You can see the original here:

http://shinga.deviantart.com/art/Head-Trip-Twilight-Sucks-85504254

Just like with the anti-Twilight catalog, all I did was turn it into a video and add some music to enhance the humor.

And sorry! I know I'm a mush-mouth in some places! *cringes* Just go look at the original comic if you want to see the script.

Hope you enjoyed it! Any flames or hate mail from Twi-hards with no senses of humor will be promptly mocked and handed over for lulz at TwilightSucks.Com. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

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[MissNephilimAngel]

Brilliant video, one problem: Bella's smiling.

[RugbyHobbit1]

Bullshit! Bella never smiles.

[b7r7u7c7e]

Why is that fool sparkling? Vampire dont sparkle! The burn in sunlight! It kills them! I HATE TWILIGHT. There are no real vampires in it.

[BigImaginationDoll16]

@twilightisabellaizzy So what I'm hearing is: "Like OMG you're like too like stupid to get Edward and Bella's like depth!"

Oh I and other Twilight dislikers/haters/non-understan­ders/call it what you will understand that hideous saga perfectly little girl, and my opinion is that it is horrid. Edward has personality-yeah of a stalker, and Bella is submissive and completely dependent on a boyfriend who is abusive. The end :)

[KitaKudai92]

You are my hero!

[TwilighterForevs]

@twilightissabellaizzy Ikr!! Twilight is so fucking awesome!

[twilightisabellaizzy]

ok right... 1. bella is not Peppy AT ALL!!

2. she is not childish like that and actually thinks she is so plain

3. edward has loads of persoanlity

4. ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRG PEOPLE WHO SAY TWILIGHT HAS NO PERSONALITY ARE TOO STUPID 2 UNDERSTAND

[deidaraluvr99]

god yes... malory is amazing!!

[MrMatto91]

Fake. Bella never had that many emotions.

[Wolftimber101]

hmm the music in the beginning is from... FMA! <3

[TheLZGal]

I used to be a fan of twilight, cause I basically grew up with it. Now that I'm older, I can't help but think its kind of stupid. Though I can't stop seeing the movies....dang it!

[UserxEffingxName]

Completely wrong. Bella does not show that much emotion. She's like talking cardboard: boring, annoying, and everyone wonders what horrible black magic brought it to be