Senile Pedofile (original)

he's walking outside the school and the kids know he's a fool and they say they should play it safe but they know he's not got a brain so he knows he's got a sick mind but they'l just take the time cos he dosnt know theyr kids and its ryt they'l carry on to play

he's a senile pedofile he's a senile pedofile and he forgot where to stash his porn he's a senlie pedofile and he forgot where the schools are

he dosnt know where the children are located and he dosnt know how to masturbate so he'l just watch a video of hollyoaks and get slighty turned on but not a lot cos

he's a senile pedofile and he forgot where to stash his porn he's a senile pedofile he's a senile pedofile and the cops have caught him on his OWN

he's hears the cops titter so he gets his fone n a video of gary glitter oh man its winter and he dosnt know that cos he's not got a bone

he sees a nice girl but he dosnt know she's not under the age of 16 so he just goes home watching a video of coronation street yo dickhead are you looking at me im over 16 so turn the other way you freak and look at a girl or something like that

senile pedofile to jack off for a while then he forgets what has happened to you motherfucker

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• senile
• pedofile
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• comedy
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• griffin
• lauren
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[playdoepoop]

nice, i kinda thought u were retarded at first lol

but now i realize ur from essex

[lfctwentytwo]

same thing dude haha essex people are i'm fucking sane to them

[Idioth312]

i love you

[lfctwentytwo]

and i love you too

*AHEM* senile pedofile by any chance?

[KnubsFTW]

whys porn in the related? 

[ameliacarina]

aaaaaaaah . your so awesome .

[Idioth312]

possibly

NO BUT REALLY I'M JUST A FRIENDLY BOYAGER

BY THE WAY START POSTING ON BOYAH AGAIN

PLEASE

[y559djr]

could swear i already commented on this :P

best one u ever done m8!

[xXlovemosXx]

hahahaha!

[SkyeSweetnamIsRad]

eddie your a total perv! ahahahahah XDDD

[diddymonster]

lol hilarious

[lilxxlauren]

Wheyyy :P

ahahahaha love it

:P

xx

[mrsTorres9]

good job!

[xweetokfairy]

hahahhahahhah this is so funny i cant stop lauuughing oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy