Applied Before a Fall, A Smooth Outcome from Stella Artois
A man in swimming trunks at a French mountainside hotel pool offers to apply sun lotion to a woman in a bikini on a sun lounger. She is enjoying the massaging-in rather a lot when her husband arrives and she jumps up, and in the ensuing altercation the younger man falls off the edge of the pool and down the mountainside. He is caught up in a series of clotheslines on the way down, and finds himself fully dressed in a suit by the time he hits the ground, so coolly walks into a bar and orders a Stella 4. The husband arrives at the door as he is drinking it and eyes him suspiciously, especially when he notices that he is wearing red stilletos. The narrator advises (in the only English spoken) that the beer is triple filtered for a smooth outcome.
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