Fuck You Texas as heard on Ghost

http://weirdwilbur.com

Think about a place that's hot as hell
'Bout dryer than the bottom of a dried out well
And I think you know what Texas means to me
Ain't got no money Ain't got no jobs
The banks are too damn poor to rob
So I'd like to say one thing before I leave

(Chorus)

Well FUCK you Texas and fuck your Lone Star Beer
Fuck that fucking Alamo and fuck them long horned steers
Fuck every Dallas Cowboy that ever drawed a breath
FUCK you Texas, and Fuck you plumb to death

I worked my fingers to the bone
Thought I'd wrote some pretty good songs
Til I drew the wrath of the Texas L. C. B.
They Jerked my tunes off the honky tonks
With a BullShit list of do's and dont's
They locked 'em up and throw'd away the key

(Chorus)

I'm headed for the border line
Any place else will be just fine
Long as there's a job and a decent place to sleep
Get up each morning with my ass a flexin'
And give birth to yet another Texan
And write a song as he slips between my cheeks

(Chorus)


http://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/weird-wilbur/id265789519

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[1Stalker1]

F*cking is the new word for lovin'.

[wiiiilbur]

@1Stalker1 "We gonna fuck you sheriff, but we gonna fuck ya slow!"

[liamjfriel]

I can remember finding this and playing it on his show.

[wiiiilbur]

@liamjfriel Thank You!

[AltairKamahl]

wiiiibur you should be damned ashemed of your self. dont you know its not nice to make fun of retards?

[wiiiilbur]

@AltairKamahl A lot of us Texas folks like this. We know how to laugh at ourselves.

[xplson]

Ponies

[wiiiilbur]

@QKphilvids I was in the desert filming this week. I don't know about the awards on Ghost, but I hope I made his year. Coming back to Austin soon to cut a new CD, "Weird Wilbur live at Uncle Nasty's" and I'm writing a song just for Ghost! His 15 minutes of fame! LOL.

[SecretBlaziken101]

I linked this video to a whole bunch of texas pages on Facebook, mad lulz

[wiiiilbur]

@Adawg4008 I can't get a call into him. I wanna meet him so bad. The man has done wonders for my career.

[wiiiilbur]

@ficheironegro Indeed

[wiiiilbur]

@p4ul1z Ok

[wiiiilbur]

@johnyz666 LOL. . . I finally wrote a classic!

[wiiiilbur]

@DoWhatsRight1212 Thank you for enjoying it. Remember to get your copy from iTunes.

[wiiiilbur]

@Stomplebane I think I wrote a classic here. Be sure to download your copy from iTunes, or rip it off, I don't care as long as you enjoyed it. Weird