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Uploaded by on Aug 2, 2010

DISCLAIMER:
THIS VIDEO WAS MADE IN COMPLETE FUN BY MY COUSINS AND I. IT IS NOT CLAIMING TO BE CORRECT IN INFORMATION, IT IS ONLY CLAIMING TO BE FUNNY TO THOSE RARE ENOUGH TO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR.

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DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIRST off, if you could find one, it would cost mega bucks, you'd have to do some serious online shopping, and hope you find some luck.

DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SECOND, you're kids will all get eaten, they're finicky and quite hard to keep and your house will get all beaten.

DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THIRD, it would just stay hidden as they are often shy, and sooner or later you will probably die.

DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FOURTH, they will squirt out awful ink, inside your soda drink

DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIFTH, it's squishy like a bunch of pus, because...it's an OCTOPUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY A PET OCTOPUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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