Barney's Mind - Episode 1

BLUE SHIFT :
By: Ian Riley
Inspired by: Freeman's Mind (Ross Scott)

Follow the thoughts of Mr. Barney Calhoun, a black mesa security guard and neurotic individual. In this episode, Barney yawns his way through a tram ride to work and wonders where OSHA was when they were putting (or lack of) in handrails.

EDIT: WOOT, 10,000 views, thanks guys!

EDIT AGAIN: WOW, this thing has really taken off. Thanks for all the support guys even though I really think this is crap. I'm going to keep at it though and hopefully I'll get better. Thanks again.

EDIT #3: EPIC WOW ON A STICK! 100,000 views. I don't know what to say except thanks Ross Scott, I've totally leached some of your fame but it's taught me a lot and I am truly humbled by the support and interest people have shown here for this series. Thank you everyone.

Episode 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoByV8Acwjk

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Barney's
• Mind
• Episode
• Freeman's
• Half
• Life
• Machinima
• black
• mesa
• valve
• humor
• walk
• through
• ross
• scott

[jpTankMan]

It appears that I am not the only one who nearly died at 4:07

SUCKERRRRRRRRRR

[Kamidii]

8:46 So THAT'S who ate all the doughnuts!

[uktrainboy]

Ello butt nugget

[wucky2]

"Yeah, you know you'd bang her'

LOL

[Sw1fterly]

Was this a DLC or made by another company and approved by Valve? Sorry for the ignorance.

[DoodDC1]

"But it's got no hand rails! I wonder if this is going to be a re-occuring theme?"

Giggedy Giggedy Fourth Wall Break!!

[TrickyPickyRicky123]

I almost pissed my pants when Gordon yelled SUCKERR!!!

[slayertakim1]

apeture vs blackmesa who will win glados she will gas them all to death

[InfinityXSeven]

SUCKERRRRRR!

[AgentX7Y]

2:22

oh poor barney...

[peerse1]

all we hear with that locked door is gordon shouting SUCKER!!!

[superzario1000]

I'LL BE BAK. Faved vid just because of that. :3