The Movies: Somewhere Only We Know

Movie export from the computer game "The Movies"

It's the epic smash hit "Somewhere Only We Know," where two single 20-somethings defy gravity in a world missing out on love. The two quickly hit it off, even going to the beach together. As with any romantic movie of this epic nature, the relationship must move far too quickly and escalate to inappropriate touching by the second act. Sex too soon leads to regret, regret leads to angry phone calls, angry phone calls lead to random vicious dog attacks. Tragic death from mauling is a sure fire reason to take poison and end it all.

Due to a casting error, Emma was accidentally portrayed by a guy. Hilarity ensues.

Category:

Comedy

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