PLEASE TEXT "HAITI" ON YOUR CELLPHONE(in USA) AND SEND TO 90999. $10 will be billed to your next phone bill. You can do that 3 times. THAT IS A VERY GOOD IDEA AND I HAVE DONE THAT. I LOVE FOR MY VIEWERS TO DO THAT,SO WE CAN GET THIS H-E-L-P FOR HAITI GOING!!!.
HAITI... a lil' country in the carribean,in the Western Hemisphere has been through hell and back. BUT, Let us give this HELP ...NOW!!!. Hopefully, the rebuilding will attend to building formidable storm shelters for the future. Also, I WANT TO EXTEND MY CONDOLENCE TO THE FAMILIES OF THE DEAD.MAY OUR GOD THE ALMIGHTY FILL ALL THE VACUME CREATED BY THIS DISASTER.
THIS COULD HAPPEN ANYWHERE SO LET EVERYONE HELP OUT.
NOW!...why did I called AUSTRALIA twice?. That was a slip of tongue. I did not follow my lyrics. BUT, for the records I LOVE AUSTRALIA. I really mean AUSTRALASIA...which covers the whole of the continent then. NEW ZEALAND,FIJI ,NEWFOUNDLAND, AND all those cool countries. The fact is that I love to migrate to Australia back in the late '70s. I will tell you this funny story. We were in PERUGIA,ITALY studying the Language. We had only 5 universities in NIGERIA then. Best thing to do then was travel out if you are eager to acquire an higher education. All young folks are crazy about that!.Well, I was lucky to get to ITALY. I tried a lot of schools. Any school will work so we can get visas and stay busy. My fellow students love the ART SCHOOLS. I enrolled too. The first day of class we had a female model who posed nude for us to DRAW. That was fun. BUT the second day, we were shown graphically how to draw using a medical carcass of a human. After that no African wants to do art anymore. I will never forget that. We thought, how are you going to make money doing that when we finally made it home to Nigeria?. I went out one day and saw someplace that looks like a school and went in to register. It was a store front. Scoola guidare!. I went in and registered and when I went back to my dormitory with fellow Nigerians, it turned out I picked a DRIVING SCHOOL.Man, I was the butt of joke all the way. I regretted not following my dream of learning ITALIAN COOKING though!.I would have retired being a big CHEF at one of our hotels in Nigeria. Maybe fat and be dead by now.
Okay,let me come back to my AUSTRALIA story. This guy named Victor(a Nigerian too) got lucky and started dating a pretty Australian lady. The plan is for them to wed and go back to SYDNEY that summer. We will be leftovers! Australia was PARADISE..work,wife,money and downunder! That's all a man could ever dream of. Then, AMERICA was not a popular destination. NOW, Victor went out to eat every time with this rich lady all to our envy! In BOLOGNA, they got into a fancy restuarant to break bread. Victor ordered chicken and the lady told the waiter to bring a whole one. While eating, Victor went smacking on a chicken BONES like we Africans always do. And the lady then told the waiter to bring another whole chicken again. By the time they done eating, they had a bill for 4 whole chicken which was paid by the lady. Actually, the Australians don't eat chicken bones,so everytime Victor try to eat the bone she figured, he needed more chicken. Victor told this story to my amazement AND I TOLD MYSELF.....AUSTRALIA HERE I COME. THIS IS ALL THE T.L.C. I NEED!!!. To be updated soon......watchout!!!
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