High as Fuck - Jon Lajoie [Lyric]

Have you ever watched the sun go down?
And you're thinking bout' the world spinning round
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You're in the bathroom mirror talking to yourself
And your dog's looking at you like you need help
Have you ever been high as fuck?
And then you feel your heart pumping really fast
And you're convinced that you're gonna have a heart attack
Have you ever been high as fuck?
You close your eyes and you're on a chicken farm
The only problem's that the chickens have human arms
You say "that's fucked up, why do the chickens have human arms?"
You need snacks so you walk to the corner store
But you're scared because you think that they will know you're high
So you walk around the block to buy some time
You finally decide to go into the store
But you're so high you don't know why you're there anymore
So you just buy a pack of gum and get the hell out of there
You're walking home and you're mouth is dry
You should have bought some juice and snacks
But you were too high
Thinking 'bout ketchup chips
And for some reason the game battleship
And you start thinking about how fun it was to play games
like battleship when you were a kid
and how, as we get older we forget how to play and just to enjoy ourselves
so you say "Guess What? I'm gonna make up a game right now
and it involves a baseball bat and a porcupine
and I'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat
but then you don't know where to find a porcupine so
you do a search on ebay but people don't sell porcupines on the internet
and you say "Guess what world?" you've got me cornered again
I'm gonna roll another joint
You ever eat a whole bag of crackers that were so old
That they weren't crispy anymore?
Have you ever been high... as fuck?

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[NorCal4Life925breh]

if dane cook and sean william scott got high as fuck and transformed into a new person it would be this dude lol

[Pasalacqua19]

@NorCal4Life925breh  Made In Quebec! XD XD XD

[mrtskull420]

i have been hight as fuck like that lol

[Pasalacqua19]

@mrtskull420

and so am I !!!

[imtellinellen]

This has to be the greatest song ever written.

[mista808]

No shit the first time I ever got super loaded I ate an entire bag of stale vanilla wafers and all I could remember is that they tasted like shit but I kept eating them until the entire box was done. I threw up so many times that night... YES SIR, I have definitely been HIGH AS FUCK!

[PaidInBoredom]

HOLY CRAP ITS TACO!!!!!!!

[Redrizzle187]

@jamesedwardtheobald haha i see

[BaconNMegs]

Haha!the part about the dog is so true it's sad xp

[paigers1111]

hahahah this video has like everything taht happens to me soo awesome

[jamesedwardtheobald]

i know a porcupine distributor, if you need one...

[jamesedwardtheobald]

@Redrizzle187 i stopped for 8 months and came back, couldn't resist her charms...

[jamesedwardtheobald]

i was planning on doing that right now! tolerance is kinda high. herb only...

[Redrizzle187]

havent been high as fuck since 5 months. i need mary jane. thumbs up if you miss mary too.

[jaimielb]

We sooo listened to this high!!! FUCK YEAH COLLEGE