Noah's Ark - The Creation Museum
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that tune is reminiscent of knees up mother Brown! The exhibits remind me of Santas grotto ! Nice little pantomime.
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@drflynn73 I heard Sham had hookworms.
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They ought to make one of these into an animatronic character pizza parlor. It would be like a Chuck E Cheese pizza for believers....LOL There could be games like: cheat eternal damnation, dunk the devil, whip your slave, trick an alter boy, and convert the infidel. Ah, good times :)
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The ark must have been one nasty place. All the pest of the world must have been there. So Noah and his clan must of had lice, ringworm, bed bugs, worms, fleas, and not all could have been just brought in by the animals. Hundreds of parasites only use humans as host so you can be sure Noah himself had a host of malicious protozoa dancing around in him.
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@boostain12 According to Judges 1:19:
And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron.
So whatcher saying is that with gawd, all things are possible, except, maybe, beating the charioteers of the freaking Iron Age?
I mean the Babble is the word of god, right?
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What did they eat when they got off the boat, everything was dead and covered in mud???
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Which fish survived the flood, the fresh water fish and did everything in the oceans die off. What layer are the fossils buried in?
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@gregrutz You just argued my side. Global Flood, lots of fish and shells water rushing into soft sand and rocks, the end.
Which of Noah's pure noble family members had crabs, herpies, syphilis and Chlamydia since most human diseases including STDs can't survive outside the human body?
drflynn73 1 year ago 9
I forgot you were a creationist and can't see evolution even when you are shown it.
Why can't you see a progression from fish to reptiles to birds and mammals. Bible glasses?
gregrutz 2 years ago 7