I've Got Something In My Front Pocket For You

I've Got Something In My Front Pocket (from South Park, ep. 805) featuring:
Fred Astaire
Oscar Wilde
Mencken
Tolstoy
Chesterton
Nabokov (the younger)
James Joyce
Charles Dickens
Enrico Fermi
Marlene Dietrich
Woody Allen

"I've got something in my front pocket for you
Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is
Then grab onto it
It's just for you
Give a little squeeze and say 'How do ya do'
There's something in my front pocket
There's something in my front pocket
There's something in my front pocket"

• Category

  Music

[r0y02]

This is my JAM

[Lewy1900]

Jimmy Savile sang this to his victims

[Adam Mihai]

check my pocket :)))



[lovelymistake607]

I can see a guy dressed up like a girl and I try to grab your cock

[floyd00100]

Cock

[megakirby123456789]

xD

[lukedickow54]

who got this from South Park?

[SamsonovAnton]

What a sticky song! Can't get rid of it for five days in a row.

[adameld]

Are you trying to type "Ana", but your hands have a cold or something?

[Hunttis]

You could've just as well been an "Ada" ;-)

[adameld]

Yep, Adam is the first name to many girls. -.- No, I just prefer the classics. Like spankin my monkey. Fapping way too childish. Who knew there would be a "too childish" word for jerking off?

[Hunttis]

Pretty sure she's a girl, that's why she doesn't find fapping fun(ny) ;-)