I've Got Something In My Front Pocket For You

I've Got Something In My Front Pocket (from South Park, ep. 805) featuring:
Fred Astaire
Oscar Wilde
Mencken
Tolstoy
Chesterton
Nabokov (the younger)
James Joyce
Charles Dickens
Enrico Fermi
Marlene Dietrich
Woody Allen

"I've got something in my front pocket for you
Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is
Then grab onto it
It's just for you
Give a little squeeze and say 'How do ya do'
There's something in my front pocket
There's something in my front pocket
There's something in my front pocket"

Category:

Music

Tags:

• pocket
• front
• South
• Park
• Astaire
• Wilde
• Mencken
• Tolstoy
• Chesterton
• Nabokov
• Joyce
• Dickens
• Fermi
• Dietrich
• Woody
• Allen

[DrugsAreBadMmkaay]

@Thijm342 STFU. where else would you hear this song other than on south park when butters tap danced? fucking thumbs up whore.

[ToxiicKiwi]

oh reapzz...

[multialias20002000]

@marcantallita

it was a move envisioned earlier than horny 80s dudes (when Barry Levinson directed the film Diner) - - it was an urban rumor type thing among juveniles as far back the 60s (truly classic perverts). The old movie house popcorn containers were light fold-able cardboard cones with a slot at the bottom. that slot gave rise to the fantasy that you could hold the popcorn in your lap - and in a darkened theatre have your unsuspecting date - well you know the rest

[marcantallita]

The front pocket move is a evolution of the 80s move (hole in the popcorn cup), a move pioneer by the horny 80s dudes at the movie theater. 80s dude we salute you

[MrPezzzz]

One of the best South Park episodes

[carapacegambit]

is this a real song or what?

[honeytos28]

so iz it real or was it made by the south park guys?

[jd2642]

this song is for real hahahhahahahah

[SamuelKPeter]

@1blockpweez Spoiled it

[Blazingmad]

Thank you for posting the lyrics to this I could never understand the "just grab onto it" lyric lol XD so funny and still awesome.

[ViralZen]

Just watched this episode :) hilarious is there an extended version?

[1blockpweez]

Haha he's talking about his penis