Hips Don't Lie Parody

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Parody of Hips Don't Lie by Shakira with original lyrics, mediocre singing, and a mildly funny plot!

I never really knew that he could dance at all
Last time I saw him, he was by the wall
"Come on and dance fool"
"You're uncool"
"You're not cool"
"I'm Michael, I'm Michael"

Oh Jaysen boy we got them moves
got mine from Darren's dance grooves
Now I'm hot, yet you're not
Stop jacking off to my body

Finely, I can dance
You'll be in a trance
It's like a beast is in my pants
Come release it
Never cease it
Once we're done baby, we can hit reset
Michael, I can feel your body movin'
And it's driving me insane
You bring back sexy latino dancing
Sending me back to Spain
And when you walk with your sombrero
Nobody can let ignore
Your visit to the Spanish store
See everything's just so authentic
Hispanic clothes, hispanic kicks
So you just keep on shaking it

I never really knew that he could dance at all
Last time I saw him, he was by the wall
"Come on and dance fool"
"You're uncool"
"You're not cool"
"I'm Michael, I'm Michael"

Oh Jaysen boy we got them moves
got mine from Darren's dance grooves
Now I'm hot, yet you're not
Stop jacking off to my body

Finely, I can dance
You'll be in a trance
It's like a beast is in my pants
Come release it
Never cease it
Once we're done baby, we can hit reset

You know I'm just a guy
That I can't deny, skirts and wigs they never lie
But with my body, I'm such a hotty
Just this once, it's okay if you're naughty

Jaysen, I got to go to the bathroom
I've been holding it in
I don't, don't know why we chose to film this
Seems so much like a sin.
My real sudden urge
To dance on the toilet, toilet,
See the song just has no point, there's no point,
Just dissapoints, I don't even feel I want to rhyme.
I never really knew that he could dance at all
Last time I saw him, he was by the wall
"Come on and dance fool"
"You're uncool"
"You're not cool"
"I'm Michael, I'm Michael"

Oh Jaysen boy we got them moves
got mine from Darren's dance grooves
Now I'm hot, yet you're not
Stop jacking off to my body

Michael Gendler, Jaysen Parmar bringing you this vid with his skirt and my guitar

Michael Gendler you're looking pretty dang sexy

Jaysen Parmar you're looking so...

Yeah
We're so sexy
Fulfilling fantasies, your wildest dreams
We came back from last summer with this new pa-ro-dy
It's been long, almost 9 months of planning
But finely, finely, i think we're almost ready.
Why do we spend hours browsing youtube?
It's our only shot at stardom, we're not losers
We just care about our viewers
Bomb bomb bomb bomb, put on myspace.com
Messages, Friend Requests
Eating out of our palms
Finely, I can dance
You'll be in a trance
It's like a beast is in my pants
Come release it
Never cease it
Once we're done baby, we can hit reset

You know I'm just a guy
That I can't deny, skirts and wigs they never lie
But with my body, I'm such a hotty
Just this once, it's okay if you're naughty

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• shakira
• wyclef
• hips
• don't
• lie
• mjstudios06

[hryim18]

the first part was funny, but u sounded like u were trying to sound like napoleon and kipp from napoleon dynamite, and u failed. but anyway..loved it...this was reallyyyyyy funny

[liiny94]

That was soooo funny:D

[iStayASleep]

Super funny xD

[rukash89]

very funny . goooood

[Desitara1]

very funny

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[akosibib]

haha im naked!!! o

[melisamaura]

naissss :D

[sexymona9]

lol so funny

[StriketheChoirX]

LMAO ROTFL