A Moment with Fred: Part Two

From an Ode to WGN Morning News: http://www.please-dont.com/nonfiction-sasaki.html

O sportscaster I am so comfortable with you. Pat Tomasulo you could never beat me at sports. And you are angry! Maybe because of that but who cares? It's about sports! I saw you walking your dog in front of my mother's house. How stern you were! You told the dog to stop at a little driveway. A muscular bull or boxer. Your figures are similar, your diminutive frames and short muscles, your equine postures. Even still there is no chance for you on Good Morning America. Do you know Mike Barz? He was a wonderful WGN Morning News sportscaster but so much more than a sportscaster. He is so funny he lives fun! Now he is a FOX anchor! He was like Scottie Pippen to the WGN Morning News team. You are like Pete Myers. I bet Mike Barz could really beat you at sports.

June 15, 2009

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News & Politics

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• Fred Sasaki
• WGN Morning News
• Chicago
• Pat Tomasulo
• Scottie Pippen