OutSmarted Conclusion - Smart ForTwo Review

The conslusion to my car review of the Smart ForTwo - in Los Angeles. Includes a monkey drinking its own pee, cheezy porn, a hot environmentalist chick and bloopers! Yeah, it's that good! Tell me what you think in comments.


Music by Nine Inch Nails, The Offspring, Jardo's Podcast, weird German Techno Polka and Jerry Reed

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[kickflipjr]

if it was more aerodynamic and had taller gearing it would get better mpg.

[LAMPGMovie]

If it sat four, had a manual tranny and was a little faster, it would also be a better car!

[Neonspinnazz30]

News flash, it has a manual tranny. It's an automated manual transmission. That means no clutch pedal and you can have it shift by itself, or you can shift it with those paddles or shift lever.

[LAMPGMovie]

When something 'manual' is then 'automated' doesn't that make it 'automatic'? I meant genuinely 'manual'

[Neonspinnazz30]

No, an automated manual transmission is different from an automatic transmission

In a automated manual, it is a manual transmission ran by a computer program and an automatic clutch. But it offers the option for you to do manual shifting without a clutch pedal. Thart's why the smart shifts slow.

In an automatic, it doesn't offer the manual shifting option and it shifts faster and by itself.

[LAMPGMovie]

touche - still prefer it weren't there

[MyFairMidNight]

spoken like an All-American!

[hippyraverocker]

Test drive the Diesel version.

80-100MPG, Just as easy to park and not all that slow.

Simples. The car is for people that don't 'GET' obscene cars. You know...people with an IQ higher than 40.

[Neonspinnazz30]

It's not really all too slow at all. It has equal acceleration as large SUVs and the exact (if not faster) acceleration as the Civic Hybrid.

Pointless, I think not. It fits perfectly in city environments yet it'll hold its own elsewhere. The benefits it offers could not be found in any other car sold in America.

And talk about smartUSA's President, he actually like to communicate with owners, he doesn't make himself invisible like other Presidents of other companies.

[LAMPGMovie]

If you pay attention instead of getting your Smart panties in a bunch, I say that it's slow and pointless, not just the gas mileage is unimpressive. The Yaris seats four comfortably, carries your stuff, is zippy and gets only slightly worse gas mileage - on 87 - not 92.

[LAMPGMovie]

...because I disagree with you?