My Pedophile Song

Its less creapy than you think, actually it isnt.

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Oh and BTW, I know its not really a funny subject so this is one of my top charities....
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You always follow
The kids around
You like to hangout near the
Playground

You give them lots of nice things
Like
Sweets and beer
Sometimes I wonder if
You motives are clear

Because
Youre a paedophile
Youre a paedophile
Youre a paedophile its true

You wear your pants/ trousers too high
Youve got a lazy eye
And a funny beard too
Youre a dirty pervert you

Your name is Derek
Youre a total prick
You follow the girls round then
You show them your stamp collection


You scare them away
With the way that you walk
The way that you move and
The way that you talk
Youre a paedophile
Youre a paedophile
Youre a paedophile its true

p p p p p
p p p p p
p p p p p pervert
Youre a paedophile
Youre a paedophile
Youre a paedophile its true
Kids run a mile
From your creepy smile
Youve got bad hair too
Youre a creepy pervert you!

Theres a lot of weird things going on inside your head
But its time to face the truth
Your locked up
cos you touched a youth

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[JamesDaviesSongs]

Thanks guys!

If you liked this (or to be honest even if you didnt lol :-) ) send it to somone you know and think will like it

Thanks again

[ilovesomeone23]

nice kid, nice.

hahaha did you make that up yourself?

and do i sense some kind of accent x]

[JamesDaviesSongs]

thanks, yeah its all mine.

Accent? only english but it does go a bit microsoft sam when i say some words like walk and talk ;-)

[frizznumbertwo]

then you show them.... your stamp collection, yeah.. that'll work. xD

[branfransisco9]

@ImmaMongoose You're* not your

as in "YOU'RE retarded, who was YOUR grammar teacher?"

[Andrewhs022]

Faggot.

[IamGreg73]

15 people are Pedophiles.

[ImmaMongoose]

Your a peedophile its true XD

You creepy pervert you lol omg made my day

[NewLesbian]

Theres a creepy pervert following me!Theres a creepy pervert following me!Theres a creepy pervert following me!Theres a creepy pervert following me!

[AimeeKewl]

Can't stop listening to this, and English accents ftw. Only cuz I have one ;) -3-3

[DeadlyShiz]

That was hilarious :D nice one!

[BarnabyP19]

@JamesDaviesSongs Well the verses are yours, and are quite funny, but it is originally done by the Amateur Transplants. It's their parody of You're Beautiful - "The Beautiful Song" so they should recieve some credit.

[MrGaymes]

lol lol lol loves it!! :)

[TheMagicManiack]

not to be a smart arse or owt but paedophile is spelt like this; paedophile if u put pedophile you are refering to the medical dianose called pedphilia which has nothing to do with paedophile's