Big E - Happy New Year

Alright well...Grant and I got bored before leaving so we filmed this. Grant is bitter. Terribly terribly bitter. Probably not the usual type of thing you guys expect me to upload but...yeah.

Little disclaimer: We suck at singing, I suck at guitar, but it's still beautiful...not to mention fairly hilarious.




For those of you wondering, here are the lyrics. Ignore all spelling mistakes and whatnot"

Just sitting here drinking amaretto
thinking about what couldve been
that day at the barber shop

Cause Big E walked In
And said those five little words that
Made my heart stop!

She said I need my back shaved I need it done right now.

The barber replied
Ill squeeze you right in next to

JM and that bitch who doesnt stop talking because she wears that Jewish hat and goes to Dawson and sings Britney Spears cause shes fucking annoying

Then Big E said
Ill be there at 3:26 because
Thats when Im done breaking boys hearts at the bowling because I am a stupid slut and I also listen to Britney Spears and yell the words even if I dont really know them.


That young boy at bowling alley
Well that was me
And she crushed me so hard
I felt like a tiny little centipede.

Her excuse was that
Youre to young for me
You dont even were to
Put you penis

And I said you sass me one more time and bitch Ill kill you and your little brothers

I didnt really say that
I wish I would have
But I settled for alright.

Probably not the best thing
I could say
But as you could tell it
Really wasnt my day.

(chorus)
Cause I fell in like\love with a hooker
Its something you should never do
I fell in like with a hooker
Big E I fell for you !


So back to that story
About that sad sad day
When she looked at me and said
Youre not going to get your way.

So thats were this song ends
I cant write anymore
I dont have anymore information
About that stupid whore.

But big E if you hear this song
Try and take it all in stride
Because to be honest
Ya really hurt my pride when I

CHORUS



Hope you enjoyed it!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• lucas
• connery
• grigg
• grant
• allison
• song
• new
• years
• funny
• music
• acoustic
• bored

[mastermarsh7]

assholes...

[AngelsOnBikes]

Love you too JM! :)

[DarkBeam]

hahahaha very awesome. Happy new year. You pick up any chicks at that party? hhaha your a beast.

[AngelsOnBikes]

Heppy new year to you too man! Hope you had a good one also. Ours was...pretty freaking sick. Which one do you think picked up the most? ;) haha

Thanks for the comment, glad you enjoyed it. It means a lot.

Have a good '09!

[andreizilla]

rofl you guys are funny lol!!

[canadapunk14]

doofuses.

[BadgerMajik12]

uh yea stick with magic......

[DarkBeam]

Yeah mine ended up being pretty good to...haha.

Also after I read your comment I got my sister since I am not gay or anything....*cough*haha jkjk. I was like which one is hotter to you? She looked at you guys and was like "Well none really...." and then I said "Well which one could get more chicks?" then she said "Hmm... him" and she pointed at you! hahaha. She said "It looks like he could make you laugh" w/e the hell that means! Ownage man.

Have a good '09 to!