Do you think the paparazzi are scum-sucking parasitic stalkers? Pass this around. Celebrities have RIGHTS!
Paparazzo
© 2011 (Professor P-Soop)
Oh, look, here comes your friendly neighborhood paparazzo
He really looks quite human but I'm tellin' you it's not so...
This guy's a parasite; he's a mutt, a swine, a vulture
He's got no brains, no heart, no soul, no morals and no culture.
He's a mercenary, a hired civil rights abuser
To feed the bulging eyes and empty heads of lifeless losers.
He's got ta make his cash, see, he won't leave you alone
He'll rifle through your trash and even hack your grandma's phone.
He'll stalk you to the beach... take pictures of your abs
This worthless leech will even shoot your cellulite and flab.
He'll make money from your pictchas and he won't give you nuttin'!
Your pain becomes his profit at the touch of a button.
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It's like the Coliseum ...we just gotta see 'em....
Without their makeup, after the break up, buyin' bread or when they're dead.
He'll hound you like a mad dog foamin' at the mouth
This maggot's moral compass is always pointin' south.
Wait, did I call him a maggot? I must apologize
I didn't mean to dis the offspring of those lovely little flies.
Confucius said...and I think he put it well
This guy ain't worth the powder it would take to blow him to hell!
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tyguy0256 2 months ago
@tyguy0256 What's the name? Couldn't find it by the link.
professorpsoop 2 months ago