SMA script Contest Fared.wmv

Hi, I am sorry for both my boring voice and the crudeness of my video lol, a mix of owning the worlds worst computer (as in this took all my computers memory to make o_0) and lack of media skills meant this is no classic, but still hope like script
(PS know Mercury got oxymoron's wrong, part of joke, honest)

Video 1, U tube Video 1, 0:24-1:16

-Anne reading snow-white book: "This book is so wonderfully evil, it cresses my heart like the cold touch of Mother Russia herself. "
"Growing up as a human child, must be fun with bedtime reading like this."

-Alan looks at her: "Why are you reading that, I mean what horrors can human writing possibly hold for you?"

-Anne looks back: "Its simple, I am reading it for ideas on how to be more evil hahahahaha."

=Alan "Really and how exactly does that help our master plan to perfectly follow the plans set down by last set of villains?"

=Anne. "Well Darien is planning a play based on this book, which will surely useable for our next evil plan.... somehow, I mean it has poisoned apples, what's more evil than that?"

=Alan "(sigh) I was just going to call you stupid, but after hearing that I don't think I will."

=Anne "Really?"

=Alan "Yes, as such effort would be wasted anyone stupid enough to come up with a plan like that."

=Anne "But you have not heard the actual plan yet?"

=Alan "Do I need too?"

=Alan leaves and Anne sits outside staring at the moon, thinking to herself. "How can he say such things, I am so diabolical, I could turn my hair red and be a bond villain."

Video 2, U tube video 1, 1:16-2:55

=Serena in very dramatical voice="Oh my sweet and beautiful Darien how could leave me to such a cruel fate as see you die"
(starts crying.)

=Mercury: "Serena, he is not dead he is merely dieing to act out a play with us all." "Though in hindsight, maybe using an oxymoron with you, was not my smartest choice."

=Serena stops crying abruptly: "Ohhhhhh a play, errrrr what play?"

=Mercury: "Snow white and the 7 dwarfs."

=Serena: "Snow-who and the 7 what now?"

=Jupiter: "Serena, how have you never read or at least seen snow white and the seven dwarfs?"

=Serena in really confused voice: "Reading? I thought I was only meant to do that in school."
"Though I did read withering heights once, because Twilight told me too."

=Mars: "That does not matter, what matters is who gets to play the eternally tormented soul that is the lead of this play, which will allow them to touch tender lips with Darien, which should clearly be me as I am tormented."

=Serena "No way, I should be the lead."

=They all start ranting and arguing vaguely, (Darian appears on Screen as if randomally shown up by magic, everyone misses him, for arguing. The words, "I should stop this, but seems more effort than worth," appear under him)
-Mercury then whispers. "I should be the lead because I have far too much work on too really devote myself to this play and therefore the only logical solution is for me to take the most important role the play has."




-They all stop and look at Mercury, when Jupiter speaks. "Really?....that is the best excuse for being the lead you could come up with?"
-"Seriously how are you considered the smartest person here?"

=Mercury. "I guess it is because I was first Sailor scout, which the world had to compare with Serena and well, compared to Serena even Doctor Howe looks inspired."

=Serena. "Hay!!."

=Jupiter looks at her. "Wow."

=Mercury looks back. "What?"

=Jupiter. "Well nothing, but just thinking if ur going to throw in a random reference there, shouldn't you go with one, people will understand like Bush or something, I mean come on....Doctor Howe, not exactly household name here."

=Mercury. "They have google, they should look it up themselves....hah, now who's the idiot."

-Anne turns up, show continues

Ok that is that, hope liked it, even if do not pick it and good luck to everyone who entered

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Sailor
• Moon
• abridged
• Contest