Cinematic Excrement: Episode 18 - Eragon part 1

This is what happens when you make a movie based on a novel but only read the Cliff's Notes.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• cinematic
• excrement
• movie
• review
• smeghead
• eragon
• jeremy
• irons
• john
• malcovich
• lord
• rings
• star
• wars

[uistrolling]

Did the movie pronounce Arya wrong are are you just ignorant on how it's pronounced?

[smeghead4269]

@uistrolling I pronounced it the same way as the movie.

[Bwkjam]

@smeghead4269 is the guy who plays durza in this movie the same guy who was that spastic volturea guy in new moon? Thanks agian for reviewing this sorry if some of us had to kinda be broken records asking for it.

[smeghead4269]

@Bwkjam No, that was Michael Sheen in New Moon, not Robert Carlyle. I guess they do look similar.

[tiakpark]

@EvitaLovely No, it's crap. The more you encourage bad writing the more bad writing the market will be flooded with. You people have no taste. Try putting a cutsy emoticon to that.

[onarollof4]

@darrylc691 well if you liked it thats your business most of us that have ready the book

HATE THE MOVIE so instead of trolling your opinions were they aren't needed keep them to yourself,

smeghead is a critic, this is what he does he doesn't need some child insulting him for doing his job

[darrylc691]

ive read the book i liked the book ive watched the film i thought it was good to you fucking arsehole get a grip you ugly creep

[GleeCherryPie]

I went to the premier thing for Eragon in Cardiff. All i really remember is thinking " is he wearing jeans?" when Roran was leaving and my cousins and i were laughing so much at their acting

[TheZenroy]

I realllyyyyyyyyy hope they re-make this, but, probably not :(

[EvitaLovely]

@tiakpark its nice -_-

[Minatoleekrinaze]

14 people need to re-read the books, then go watch GOOD movies.

I recommend Lord of the Rings. It stuck to at least 89% of the source material, and it was good.

This...

Ugh.

[MrHighlanderfan]

@smeghead4269 I would like to see you review Cirque Du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant. That film butchered everything that was great about the Cirque Du Freak Saga.