Quick clean joke you can tell your kids....
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Clean joke: Man goes to a circus for an interview. The manager asks him what he does. ''I imitate birds'' he says. Teh manger responds, '' no we don't need any bird imitations. Just then the guy getting the interview says ''oh well'' opens the door and flies off.
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It's not a British accent.
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@Cupcake9720 That dosen't sound british at all.
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A pair of jumper-cables walks in a bar and is met at the door by the bouncer. Bouncer says, "I'll only let you in if you promise that you won't start anything?!"
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i did not get a word he said with that british accent
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Hahahahaha...that was cute! Great job telling a clean joke...Karen :)
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a man dies and goes to hell.. the devil gives him his choice of eternal rooms.. the first one has people up to thier chins in sewage. the second room has people up to thier chins in pee and poop.. the third room has people standing knee high in dog doodoo somking cigs and drinking coffee.. the man says to the devil, i can deal with this.. so the devil says great have fun.. the man goes in and pours a cup of joe.. before the door shuts the devil says.. breaks over, back on your heads!!
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sorry bud FAIL
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my mom never whacked my knuckles.lol
LOL. Cute joke.
ZoeToots 3 years ago
Thanks.. I got heaps.. but they will send a lynch mob for me if I tel ltoo many at one go...
DahCraw 3 years ago
Do I have ta send me mum around to see ya???
DahCraw 3 years ago
Boss i cant come in today there,s something wrong with my eye,s...
Ohh whats wrong with your eyes...
I dont see my self coming in.
TrueBlueAustralian 3 years ago
That is great.. I like it..
DahCraw 3 years ago
by the way since when does a truck driver tell clean jokes haha cheers mate
TheMysteriousMale 3 years ago
Since I was scared of my mum and what she would do to me if I I told dirty jokes where kids could hear them... And for the record.. if you knew my mum.. you would be scared too... lol
DahCraw 3 years ago