Chemistry Rap: REACTION RATES

A rap about reaction rates made for Mr. Nelson's honors chemistry class. It isn't really comparable to the greatness of my other one with matt and dean, but its pretty interesting nonetheless...

LYRICS:

Chorus
We be talking bout reaction rates
Mr nelson dont playa hate
Change in rxns divided by change in time,
Make rxn rates really fine!

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Average rate is = to change in quantity over time
Average reaction rate= THATS THE SAME FRICKIN THING DEAN!!!!

Look at my chains how they shine
Now listen to this pimpin rhyme
Reaction rates are expressed in moles per liter
You best not take my oscar meyer wiener

Reaction rates are calculated by experimental data
The atoms collide then they splatta
Colliding together thats the collision theory
As kim john ill would say Reary??
Ions and atoms must collide to react

Jenny espero you betta watch yo back
Cuz nathtans about to attack
w/ that HCL all over yo head then you ll have to go to the med-
ical clinic. Dont try to mimic this flow, cuz Im a pro

I got them 16s on my 91
Reaction rates are number one
The relationship between rate of a chemical rxn and the concentration of a reaction is called rate law
Just know this for the test and itll take you far
Rate is equal to K x A
This is true at all times of the day

Youll lose control, without a doubt,
So never take your cockstop out

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[dillwankster]

watch out Beasties!

[jmduckee]

lol thx guys... im here trying to study chem and this is got a laugh out of me!

[Boomer4Win]

I have a quiz on this in 2 hrs so thanks for the help. BTW you guys are whiter than wierd Al Yankovic in his "White and Nerdy" music video, worst rapping ever XD but it was funny so I give you props.

[GoldAK47]

that was wack dawg