What I'd do with the remote from Click...

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This is all improv. Dig it. Filmed and edited on 06/22/06.
To be true to ourselves, the alcohol was real.
So... pay no mind to the slurring.

Poker is a family of card games that share betting rules and usually (but not always) hand rankings. Poker games differ in how the cards are dealt, how hands may be formed, whether the high or low hand wins the pot in a showdown (in some games, the pot is split between the high and low hands), limits on bets and how many rounds of betting are allowed. In most modern poker games, the first round of betting begins with some form of forced bet. The action then proceeds to the left. Each player in turn must either match the maximum previous bet or fold, losing the amount bet so far and all further interest in the hand. A player who matches a bet may also raise, increasing the bet. The betting round ends when all players have either matched the last bet or folded. If all but one player fold on any round, the remaining player collects the pot and may choose to show or conceal their hand. If more than one player remains in contention after the final betting round, the hands are shown and the winning hand takes the pot.[1]

With the exception of initial forced bets, money is only placed into the pot voluntarily by a player who, at least in theory, rationally believes the bet has positive expected value. Thus, while the outcome of any particular hand is determined mostly by chance, the long-run expectations of the players are determined by their actions chosen based on probability and psychology.

Click is a 2006 Academy Award-nominated American comedy drama film directed by Frank Coraci and starring Adam Sandler. The film centers on the fictional character Michael Newman (Sandler), an overworked architect so wrapped up in his job because of his boss John Ammer that his family is forced to take the backseat. He gets a "universal remote" from an eccentric store clerk named Morty, and finds he can literally control the universe around him. Filming began in late-2005 and was finished by early-2006. The film was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Makeup. Click was released in North America on June 23, 2006 by Columbia Pictures.

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[NeoAvalon17]

At 1:02 he doesn't say "Look at 'em Stevie" he says "Look at 'em, see if you" and then cut himself of to say his next line.

[smoshmysteryguy]

thumbs up if your watching this in 2012

[JackSucksAtGaming]

@BLAKE1002 You are a legend my friend. First comment toby ever had :D

[pagooo]

3:02 did he say sh*t? OH DAMN.

[marcmurray1]

@BLAKE1002 You are the first person ever to comment on a Tobuscus video. I actually just came here to see what people thought of Toby before he became LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thought you should be notified as to how awesome this comment makes you though.

[Genesis1864]

@Genesis1864 but the i heard him say shit and im astounded

[Genesis1864]

my god i have never heard him say asshole... oh well i heard him say ass in a literal trailer

[natlord]

2012 and scientists are still trying to calculate that level of balls

[thisiseliasmichael]

why doesnt he just pause, take the money and run

[fdodb1]

First time I hear him curse

[MrTacoface99]

Toby's first word was YUMMY!

[joeman1499]

I thought the movie click didn't come out until 2008