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He must've been on catnip when he had this dream
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Im against rape but the replay button was asking for it
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@279joseph Do u mean back to earth or the new series x they are making
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@BadGirlOfAutism Oh heck yes.
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@intolerance100 thank you!
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@frankieroandMCR Quality telly is just as rare now as it was in the wayback, we've just forgotten the shite we had to put up with back then in between these gems.
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Ahh classic video from Series 2 :-)
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such a shame the comeback episode wasnt amazing :(
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What happened to good tv shows? All we have nowadays is The Only Way Is Essex...
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@GPOPization The episode is called 'Parallel Universe'
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From S4E3 - Justice
[Lister takes the witness stand]
Kryten: Name?
Lister: Dave Lister.
Kryten: Occupation?
Lister: [looks bewildered for a moment, then answers] Uh, bum.
Kryten: Sir, would you describe the accused [Rimmer] as a friend?
Cat: Take the Fifth!
Kryten: Sir, please answer the question. Remember you are under polygraphic surveillance: Would you describe the accused as a friend?
Lister: No, I'd describe the accused as a git.
intolerance100 2 months ago 23
WTF? This isn't from a parallel universe. It was one of the Cat's dreams. Get it sorted BBC!
GPOPization 1 month ago 19