Frankie Cocozza Parody by Ed Sheeran!! The A Team The X Factor 2011 - itv.com/xfactor

Press "Show More" for the lyrics! The AXE Factor(y) Parody - 'Frankie Cocodamol' - The DOA Team! Love or hate the X Factor you may find amusement in this! Mannerisms are all Frankie's not mine!

LYRICS
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Tight jeans, pale face
Breathing in these is a ballache!
Barely hung, bulge in your face

Trying to be, Gary's friend
But struggling to stay in
Jeans tight, I'm a strange man!

And they say
Your vocal was really wanky!
Well that's because, I'm Frankie
and frankly
Why I'm here is beyond me
I sing like I am totally wasted
It's about time I faced it




And they scream
Get yourself home on a magic bus!

Cos no-one's able to understand
How I'm here but they send home bands
And they just hope you goooooo out tonight
And one night I might grow into a man
But I get love from my pre-teen fans!
If I gooooo out tonight
You know I'll cry
with no more airtime

Ripped off, Ed Sheeran
Vocals so quiet you can't hear 'em
Dry mouth, but I'm wet through
O'Leary lied, and gave me hope,
Somehow manage to get votes!
Why I'm here? No-one knows
And they say
Your vocal was really wanky!
Well that's because, I'm Frankie
and frankly
Why I'm here is beyond me
I sing like I am totally wasted
It's about time I faced it




It's Brillcreem
That makes my hair look ridiculous!
And no-one can quite understand
Should we blame Kelly Rowland?
I don't think I can feel my thighs, my jeans too tight
And my fate now lies in the viewers hands
So please send be back to my Mam
It's time that I gooooooo out tonight!
Or the Goo Goo Dolls might cry
And this show will die
Just like Nu Vibe!
My tight fly...
...makes my voice not sound right!
They should, make my vocals fade out to-night!
I just whisper and whine
And they say
I'm barely even Eighteen
Stuck in my skinny jeans!
Stayed away from the canteen
Blatantly, someone needs to inflate me
7 girls did fellate me
Their names are on my ass cheeks!
It's Brillcream
That makes my hair this ridiculous
And I don't appear to be a man




Must only have a couple of fans
So I MUST be vooooted out tonight!
I wear my belt below my jeans waistband
And I'm yet to become a man
I do what I'm toooold each night
And sing like a child




And you just ask whyyyyyyyyyyy




whyyyyy, whyyyyyyyy
Why's my mouth so dry? So dry, so dry
Vote me out tonight

Dry mouth, but I'm wet through
How on earth did I get through?


Original Lyrics by the utterly brilliant Ed Sheeran!

The A Team lyrics

White lips, pale face
Breathing in snowflakes
Burnt lungs, sour taste
Light's gone, day's end
Struggling to pay rent
Long nights, strange men

And they say
She's in the Class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been this way since 18
But lately her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting
Crumbling like pastries

And they scream
The worst things in life come free to us
Cos we're just under the upperhand
And go mad for a couple of grams
And she don't want to go outside tonight
And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland
Or sells love to another man
It's too cold outside
For angels to fly
Angels to die

Ripped gloves, raincoat
Tried to swim and stay afloat
Dry house, wet clothes
Loose change, bank notes
Weary-eyed, dry throat
Call girl, no phone

And they say
She's in the Class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been this way since 18
But lately her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting
Crumbling like pastries

And they scream
The worst things in life come free to us
Cos we're just under the upperhand
And go mad for a couple of grams
But she don't want to go outside tonight
And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland
Or sells love to another man
It's too cold outside
For angels to fly
Angels to fly
An angel will die
Covered in white
Closed eye
And hoping for a better life
This time, we'll fade out tonight
Straight down the line

And they say
She's in the Class A Team
Stuck in her daydream
Been this way since 18
But lately her face seems
Slowly sinking, wasting
Crumbling like pastries
They scream
The worst things in life come free to us
And we're all under the upperhand
Go mad for a couple of grams
And we don't want to go outside tonight
And in a pipe we fly to the Motherland
Or sell love to another man
It's too cold
For angels to fly
Angels to fly
To fly, fly
Angels to fly, to fly, to fly
Angels to die

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[nicolemalloy1]

notice how frankie didnt get voted out mmh maybe cuz he can sing :/

[LocalHero37]

@nicolemalloy1 Or because he's friends with Jason Orange's family and all the teen's fancy him even though he has no talent. Controversy sells. Now he's been booted out for doing cocaine and boasting about it! What a role model to his teen fans!

[SC2ish]

This dude is amazing, get a better camera and learn some video editing... You'll be a top YouTuber in a year ;-) I can even do ya some video editing if ya want :-)

[LocalHero37]

@SC2ish That would be ace! This was my Vaio webcam, never used before but expected better. I did it on my own in 2 takes and only have the raw materials, no editing skills or anything. Knocking up cheap imitations of X factor graphics etc would be better. Make it far less amateur!

[mckeeclyde]

This is great man,you can't sing for shit but your lyrics are funny as Hell and it's a good performance,it's a yes from me.Do i need your permission to do a cover of this or what? Just watched the guy now on Sundays show singing The black eyed peas song,shit he's fucking awful lol..Sang crap and even looked like he couldn't be arsed.

[LocalHero37]

@mckeeclyde Of course I CAN'T sing, hence why I'm not on X Factor, I'm someone making a joke out of the fact someone is on X Factor who clearly CAN'T! I'm not someone claiming to sing, I'm sending someone up for how talentless he is, singing it well would defeat the purpose and the point was me singing in a way people could make out what the lyrics are rather than well. Thankfully he's been axed now for doing cocaine and bragging about it!

[IzzaayRox]

Like this comment if you think Frankie Cocozza is a cocky wanker who should fuck off of our Tv screens.

[iznjess48]

The lyrics are great

[Tereshinal]

@nicolemalloy1 Even Ed Sheeran said "Last week I heard my song get ruined on x-factor".

If you wanna hear it yourself, it's at /watch?v=_1DC_tLDONc @1:53

[teamedwardmad]

Haha " they say ur vocals really wanky that's because I'm frankie" LOL luv that part

[xHamezz]

at least he isnt ginger.

[xHamezz]

at least he isnt ginger.

[ashton17171able]

u dont have to take the mick of ed sheeran

[AnnaLovesCOCOZZAxo]

You're fucking shit

[74sulli]

TIGHT JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

[LandofNorris]

well my best friend fancies him she will risk it for a chocolate bicuit

[smilerboyboy]

@nicolemalloy1 LOL Worst comment ever.

[xxxtessxxxmacxxx]

LOL