Uploaded by letsflytoneverland on Mar 23, 2009
Guys I'm changing my writing way - I'm doing in in speech stuff because its easier.
So here we are on 50 chapters of shyte writing haha!
BTW I'm giving up on this whole comment thing because there are tons of ********** out there who decide not to comment so I have to wait for like a week to get 20 RIDICULOUS!
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"Seriously guys do you know what happened last night?" I asked the guys, but they just kept laughing at me. Was it really that funny?
"Okay okay," Tom started. "well we dont know what happened at the club ... obviously you had alcohol ... You came back to the room and you were really drunk and you had Stacy with you-"
"Really? What happened?"
"You came back with Stacy and you were drunk and she ... well she wasnt at all. I dont think you realised we were in the room and -"
Oh my god what happened?
IF YOU STOP CUTTING IN I WILL TELL YOU! The whole coach looked round at Toms outburst. He grinned sheepishly at them and lowered his voice. Okay so you didnt see us, and then you kind of ... started it with Stacy. Except she kept pushing you off and we thought it was because she knew we were in the room but then Dean fell off the bed
Hey they were moving around and I couldnt see them properly! Dean said defensively.
Perv Ben mumbled. Dean heard him. Wow that look could have killed Ben right there. I think the punch Dean gave was pretty close actually. Tom carried on as if it didnt happen.
He fell off the bed and Stacy whipped round and was all AH MY GOD! and you just kept like ... fawning over her and she turned back round to you and was all NICK YOURE FRIENDS ARE HERE and you said WOO HOO LETS PARTY and
Actually you said Thats okay they can join in Ben stated. My eyes widened.
I did what?! I asked.
Ben! I thought the next bit is embarrassing enough without that little detail! Thank you Tom for sticking up to me. Okay sure you said that and then we all pretty much fell off the bed ... except for the fact we didnt ... but we would of if we were on the edges of our beds. And then you kept trying it on with Stacy over and over and over and OVER AND OVER
Okay I get it.
Right. Well yeah you were doing that then all of a sudden Stacy snapped and was all NICK YOU PERVY LITTLE MANWHORE WOULD YOU STOP! and then, oh my god youre so stupid, then you said FINE Ill just go and find LUCCCCCCCCYYYYYYYYY and have sex with HER!
NO! my mouth dropped open and this was I could say.
Hes right. Actually it was more like LUUUUUUUUUUUCYYYYYYY, with the emphasis on the U.
AAAAAA OH MY GOD I'M SUCH A FUCKING RETARD!
MR JONAS! I turned to the front to see a teacher staring at me. Along with the rest of the coach.
Sorry. I turned back to the guys and put my face in my hands.
Oh but thats not the best bit. My head shot up.
Theres more?!
Hahaha this bit was awesome! Dean laughed.
Well you said ... THAT ... and we were all staring at you like wtf dude and so was Stacy I guess, then after like 5 minutes of her just staring at you she slapped you and pushed you against the wall and was all WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN and you were like whats going on
I was like what?
You were drunk remember? And yeah you were no help at all so she punched you in the nose and stormed out and then you fell to the floor just kind of looking at the blood on your hands from your nose then after like 10 minutes you suddenly started getting up and was all WAIT STACY WAIT
Yeah you were pretty out of it mate! Dean laughed.
SOOOOOOOOO! Tom cut in. You ran out and we followed you and you managed to get outside after falling down all these stairs, why you didnt take the elevator we DONT KNOW, then you saw this hobo guy on the street and started asking him where Stacy was-
A hobo? I was THAT drunk!
Yes you were. Anyway the hobo was all like I dont know dude I'm just homeless! And then you decided to punch him
WHAT FOR!
I dont know! You just kept hitting him and then he got up and started punching you back and then a police man came over and arrested the both of you.
So ... I shouted at Stacy ... punched a hobo ... and went to jail.
In short yes.
What the fuck did she give me! I didnt take any of the shots!
What shots?
She got the bartender to get a tray of shots and I didnt take them and asked for a coca cola ... My eyes widened. I thought that tasted funny. She spiked me.
You what?
She spiked my drink. When I got pulled away by some randomer I got back and she said dont worry no ones gone near it and pointed to my drink I never thought SHE would spike it!!
Haha you got PONED!! They guys fell into fits of laughter as I stared out the window trying to control my angry breathing.
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livelifeloveandpeace 2 years ago
moree!! =]
OJBD123 2 years ago
AHHHH I just started reading these and you haven't posted in like..forever..did you die? lmao :P
JLO6173 2 years ago
Can you post soon? :) Maybe pwease???? hahaha I love this story!
irongirlstri 2 years ago
haha a freaking hobo! WTF?!
Stacys a baad girl ;) But i liike it!!
Post more pleeeeassse, I have been waiting for sooo long now!!
ElizaLuvsU94 2 years ago
omg!!
stacyy!! woahh never saw that coming
caittbabe93 2 years ago
omg! wat an awesome chapter! :)
but im kinda confused....
but anyways! please add more as fast
as u can!
wats up with stacey?!
uhhhh! haha lolz
<3333
GreenEyedLove23 2 years ago
OOH
AwesomeAmazing101 2 years ago
XDD
no words!!!1
ahha he hit a hboo!!
lol
suxaniita 2 years ago
omg he punched a hobo! haha, you got poned,
poor nick
rough night. haha
stevenluver96 2 years ago