Yogi Berra - Quotes from Yogi Berra

Quotes from Yogi Berra

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[MrKilgannon2113]

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours"

[overcomerinhim]

And they give you cash, which is just as good as money (Aflak commercial)

[massizme]

"if theres a fork in the road, take it"

[urdrunkstepfather]

Classic one: half of you over there, half of you stay here, and the rest of you come with me

[curtisjones400]

@PeteTheSnowDog1 A reporter onced asked Yogi Berra about the huge salaries that baseball players make and Yogi replied"I loved the game of baseball so much i would have played for free"

[Meddie97]

a nickel aint wortha dime anymore

[DblC3]

I challenge anyone to come up with a Yogism of their own!

[PeteTheSnowDog1]

Yogi to a teammate in the locker room, Yogi : "What did you do last night?", Teammate : "I went to see Dr. Zhivago last night with my wife", Yogi : "I'm sorry, I didn't even know that you were sick?"

[sthugh]

I remember he was at a game once when some streakers showed and ran naked across the outfield. Afterwards someone asked Yogi if they were male or female. He said, "How should I know? They had bags on their heads."

[therealjoebloggs]

"Why should I sue? My name's Lawrence Berra-- is the Bear's name Lawrence too?"

[boru1982]

More Yogi Berra quotes:

"It's like deja vu all over again."

"The future ain't what it used to be."

"You can observe a lot just by watching."

[vccstudents]

One of his best ones is a new one and is in this week's Sports Illustrated. He was asked to make up a Yogiism. Yogi said, "If I could make them up, I'd be FAMOUS!" Yogi couldn't understand why the couple who asked him to make one up couldn't stop laughing!