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Dance Monkeys Dance by Ernest Cline - www.ernestcline.com

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[MegaWaylander]

Sometimes, life throws you a curve ball and you just dont know enough about baseball to finish the metaphor...

[Reachwun]

Well, somebody missed the point.

[Naz Bukha]

Who the fuck is this guy calling a monkey? God made me in HIS image, so calling me a monkey is calling god a monkey, and when that god monkey spots this mortal monkey calling him a monkey, he's gonna come up with a big list of reasons why he is not a monkey. Omnipotence, opposable toes...

[mrnutrino s]

Please look into court cases where god failed, and atheist won!!

1)1997 Freiler v. Tangipahoa Parish Board of Education

2)2000 Rodney LeVake v Independent School District 656

3)2005 Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District, US Federal Court

4)2006 Hurst v. Newman US District Court Eastern District of California thats the only reason why they teach evolution,not intelligent design in school.and UPTO THIS MOMENT THEISTS HAVEN'T PUT A VALID ARGUMENT IN COURT TO SUPPORT THEIR CLAIMS.

[NuXta]

LOL. You don't know me at all. Run along, fool.

[RipUaNewApple]

You are frankly the idiot. You believe everything you see on tv, read in newspapers, and what the fake government preaches you, and you throw a American flag on anyone with a rifle and call it "freedom." You're no free, you're dumb. You've been sold lies and raised to worship them. You are the one living in the dark, a dark cave of lies. You are bound to intellectual nonsense, gibberish sold to you as fact, and you're too proud and too stubborn to see past your own ass.

[NuXta]

I choose not to engage with sick people who essentially exist in the Dark Ages. Good luck to you. I hope you get well. I also wonder how someone of your intellect ever learned to read and write. The mind truly boggles... ah well, adios. Return to thy cave, and perhaps someday you shall emerge enlightened. I wouldn't hold my breath on that one, to be frank.

[RipUaNewApple]

Not at all, what proof do you have the world is round? Do you really think, deep down, NASA put people on the moon? How sure are you? Would you bet a loved one's life? There must be some part of you that can recognize bull shit. Evolution is the most hilarious, mutant apes evolving over thousands of years, gradually birthing better minds to make humankind, absurd! All a farce. Do you wish to debate NASA? You can view all NASA's "official" moon footage on youtube, it's all sarcasm!

[NuXta]

Oh boy, do I hope this is sarcasm.

[RipUaNewApple]

The world is flat, we're on a disc surrounded by ice. NASA is lying to you. If the world was round, planes could fly from NYC to Tokyo, they don't because they can't. We did not evolve from apes or any other primate, God created everything. Also, no one ever went to the moon, and it's existence is not explained to man.  There is a God, he's always watching us, like it or not.

[slyddin]

go fuck yourself

[Einar Dahl]

The Monkees make music. Nice touch.