Cartoon network assasination montage

*edit* Stumbled on this video once again and kind of lol'd about how much I used to give a shit about cartoons, channels and whatnot. Nowadays I couldn't care less what people want to watch or whatever exists as content on CartoonNetwork , I ain't judgin' no moar.... Although I'm still keeping the vid up because it is kind of funny :)

The old cartoons get seriously pissed about the newcartoons which have crapped up CN in their absence, so they set up complex assasinations for each (dexter himself has the stones to finsih the job personally) Assasination

#1 the annoying fried dynamite kid gets sent to a renaissance fair where under the guise of a simple photo prop he shoves his head into an actual guillotine, and I need not go further,

#2 Chowder gets sent loose blindfolded into a firing range and due to his strange color and shape he is mistaken for a silly shooting gallery tartget, it was not long after he removed his blindfold when he realized his folly,

#3 Rodney the squirrle is personally executed by Dexter for having a human side kick who looks just like him,

#4 bloo thinking that mike tysons guest appearance in fosters house is just a spoof is sadly mistaken when he is challenged to a fight and bleeds to death after having his ear bitten off,

#5 Ben and his buddies are telleported by alien technology to the video game which was at the time uploaded in a near-by computer (F.E.A.R) Although alma does not know who they are, she is a bitter little bitch and uses her powers to incinerate them,

#6 Puffy Ami Yumi belive they are heading to a concert, but in truth the pre deterimned destination was a area hit by ALIENS and are cornered by an alien/predator hybrids,

#7 juniper lee, is given tickets to a comic book convention but is instead sent to an alternate universe where marvels LOKI easily beheads her for having a character wich has the same name as him in her show,


#8 the little bastard alien from "pet alien" is attacked by men from the CIA in hazmat suits, it is belived that he is currently in area 51 being subject terrible autopsies


#9 atomic betty beliving she is running a routine mission to replace a lightbulb ends up on the USG Ishimura and is mauled by a random necromorph,


#10 a fake message is sent to IRON MAN in which "supposedly from robot boy" says "your turf is mine biatch, go crawl back to your lame comic pages, WAVE OF THE FUTURE BABY!!" IRON MAN that very instant flies in search of robot boy and makes sure that his chassis becomes his new hyper toliet he had been working on, he succeeds,


#11 Jake spider monkey is challenged in an random anonymous message to moon the nearest thing he sees, being constantly obsessed with his asses status , jake quickly turns around and moons whatevers closest to him (which turns out to be king kong)


#12 the US government (which is in on the entire thing) drops a nuke directly into JIMMYS HEAD,


#13 although not originally planned by the old cartoons The old george of the jungle in a strange turn of events comes in contact with the new george of the jungle, he makes sure that the youngster is put in his shitty place.


#14 reciving a random call about a crazed and rabid skunk, animal control is sent to skunks immediate area where he is taken down and quietly euthanized,


#15 (as seen in my last movie) flapjack is sent to join the ranks of the new MORTAL KOMBAT VS THE NEW CN SETUP, he is easily torn apart by scorpion THE END!!!

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[TacoBellManVideos]

how the fuck did call of duty get me here?

[SteelWool91]

@TacoBellManVideos Beats the hell out of me

[03bgood]

Chowder, Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi, Ben 10, Robotboy and Atomic Betty were ok! But the rest sucked!

[SteelWool91]

@03bgood nope.avi

[MrJameshodgkins]

i dont get spider monkeys he just mooned king kong

[SteelWool91]

@MrJameshodgkins you got it

[DarkkirbyKRPG]

Puffy AmiYumi, Robot Boy, and Juniper Lee were ok. Foster's Home for imaginary friends was awesome, but not as good as the original cartoon cartoons classics. The rest are shit.

[03bgood]

@SteelWool91 Okay maybe Atomic Betty and Robotboy were mediocre at best but Ben 10, Chowder, and HHPAY were ok!

[knightofnarnia]

aww i liked robot boy

[MareyaMax]

@SteelWool91 lol no im kidding pretty good vid though..........

some of those shows i love like Puffy Ami Yumi and Fosters screw Flagjack tht shows funny but i can live without it......man to tell the truth the entire first half of ur list of killing were good shows to me except Chowder

but still it was still a funny vid ^_^

[SteelWool91]

@MareyaMax  LOL