I'm Not Spartacus

I, Annie Girard, slave to his merciful excellency, Commander of Italy, would like to state unequivocally that I am not Spartacus, never was Spartacus, and will not likely be Spartacus in the near or distant future. And, per the stated agreement, I'd like to continue going about my business being a slave and not be crucified or anything like that.
Sincerely,
Annie

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Starring: Anne Girard, Kirk Douglas, Tony Curtis, Laurence Olivier.
Directed by: Mike Upchurch, Stanley Kubrick

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Anne Girard
• Annie Girard
• Spartacus
• Kirk Douglas
• Tony Curtis
• Laurence Olivier
• Comedy
• Parody
• joke
• laughs
• humor
• comedy
• satire

[plumstreetmusic]

Good green screen humor. I especially like Tony Curtis's reaction to you at 1:06. A little jealousy?