DAY 226 :: [8.14.10] :: Uzicko Kolo Rap

My baba made me carape when I was four
That's when this whole thing started then I darted to the dance floor
And then when I was six, my mama made me mix
With the Serbian kids, I switched my lids and showed 'em my tricks

My first costume amazing
All of the girls were gazing
The licka capa, what's that tata?
He said it's a phase

Wait 'til they see my opanke at school
My nosnja makes the ladies drool
Marama in hand, kolo down the hall
Never end up a fool

All my projects focused on the country Srbija
Call me the leader of the alphabet 'cause I got A's on my slava
But that don't matter in the scheme of things
I would rather be dancing
At the front of the line, just passing time, like when my deda sings
Time for them to take a break
Maybe for a little cake
Oh, wait, no cake, it's pita that my baba did bake

Time for a zabava on Friday night
Chicken kolo past my bed time
And then we go again on Saturday
My feet hurt I got cevaps I'm okay

Girls try to get away with no hairspray
Those flyaways get caught, director distraught
And now you've ruined his day

Boys don't know how to pin their pojas
Falling down on stage, quick pick it up and grab it
Make a scene, he's not happy

Now is the time when we go to change in our zabava wear
Button down my shirt, zipper up your skirt
Wear the same thing don't you dare

'Cause those that don't will end up on the cover of Vanity Fair
The Serbian version, time for conversion, don't forget your hair

Ej, zdravo
So you wanna know
How to do a kolo
Just ask Niko

He's the master of the answers that we've all been searching for

Just step to the right, cross with the left, on the right one more time
And then you touch, touch, touch again, now you're doing fine

You look like a model with a bottle half empty
Falling all around like humpty dumpty
No room for you, with the dance floor going boom boom boom
I wanna know what Cica Draza would say 'bout your behavior
I wish Nikola Tesla made an invention that made you sober

While you and slivo get acquainted I've got things on my mind
Like how the ladies like my footwork, not how those others grind
But that's okay I'm here to stay and now my moves look better
I can look around and pick the girl, it could be her or her or her

Whoa, hold up, wait don't stop
Keep moving your feet
I just can't believe that the prettiest girl came in by me
Now concentrate, she took the bait
Make sure your palms stay dry
'Cause sweaty hands aren't in her plans she wants you to be her guy

The future with you and her is perfectly clear
Gori more guaranteed it while that guy is still drinking beer
Time to plan the svadba with your baba, deda out back
Roasting the raznici he's filled with glee, he's got nothing to lack

This is gonna be the biggest rap on the internet
So get up off your seat and kolo down or you will regret
The fact that you don't know how to dance
Why don't you pull up your pants
The girl over there just look don't stare
Serbian romance

Is what I like to call it
Here's my wallet
Buy her nice things
But she is more impressed by footwork than those diamond rings

Hey, mala, what's your slava?
It's my best pickup line
Forget about tryin' to get her guys
'Cause now she's mine

Category:

Music

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• DAY
• 226
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• [8.14.10]
• Uzicko
• Kolo
• Rap

[1schorch]

i am iz Srbija and ovo je awesome!!!!ovo je very funny ako mozes da understand sve wordove.lol wtf

[vajkeserbia]

Hey, this song is amazing, you're already a legend. Premocno je, preslusao sam pjesmu nebrojeno puta, vrh! Druge pjesme su ti dobre, "Slanina" je dobra bre, a ovo je dobro u piiii materinu. "Hey mala what's your slava" it's my favourit song for now:) Veliki pozdrav iz rs

[danijeltomicPFC]

@SuperHandzar and your mother make only bastard children?

[SuperHandzar]

your mather make only turks food????pita and cevap!!!hahahahah

[acamiketov]

Koji si ti king, hteo bih da te see anywhere.You are the najbolji...:D

[NaiWahVuBrW]

Brate predobro pevaš !

[dzonioroz]

Odlicno o/

[serbianunique]

@hraweb2008 mojne mi spominjes te vestacke "nacije" na ovom cistom Sumadijskom klipu da ti je ni jebao kevu tvoju PESKIROGLAVU zamotanu ! :)

[hraweb2008]

@serbianunique sta vrijedi da ti pisem kad se tebi treba crtati...EOD

[serbianunique]

@hraweb2008 Sta rece majmune ?